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montycrusto said:
I don’t remember Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan, saying “Last one on the beach is a drongo!” :p
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Major Pluskat in 'The Longest Day' :
"Headquarters : the invasion has begun! There are hundreds of Sydney Harbour ferries in front of the beach!"
Headquarters :
"That's ridiculous, Pluskat! There are no hundreds of ferries in Sydney Harbour!"
Pluskat :
"There are! Come to see yourself!"
 
Re: discussion of impalement techniques on both the impalations thread and on the IVAN Art thread..

I’ve often thought that, if an alien were to dissect a human and study the coiled loops of the digestive tract, the alien would conclude that humans are in fact a species of worm, but one that has surrounded itself with an elaborate meat-robot for locomotion purposes. :rolleyes:

I realise that “a worm surrounded by a meat robot” might not be the most flattering view of humanity available :p
 
montycrusto said:
Re: discussion of impalement techniques on both the impalations thread and on the IVAN Art thread..

I’ve often thought that, if an alien were to dissect a human and study the coiled loops of the digestive tract, the alien would conclude that humans are in fact a species of worm, but one that has surrounded itself with an elaborate meat-robot for locomotion purposes. :rolleyes:

I realise that “a worm surrounded by a meat robot” might not be the most flattering view of humanity available :p
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The worm shape is the very evolutionarry beginning of all branches of the Animal Kingdom. We, too, are indeed worms, provided with a meat robot!:D
 
You're kind of right. Theologians might have problems with this view. The old testament doesn't say that much about worms. I don't think they were even in Noah's Ark.:roto2rie:
 
montycrusto said:
I realise that “a worm surrounded by a meat robot” might not be the most flattering view of humanity available :p
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Actually, it's the bacterial and fungal microbiome that inhabited the first worm body, and got fed up digesting earth, that encased the worm in meat with the intelligence to eat a variety of foods, to keep them satisfied. Nearly all the so-called mammalian digestion is to feed the bugs inside us. And it's in the interest of said bugs to keep us healthy.
 
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Actually, it's the bacterial and fungal microbiome that inhabited the first worm body, and got fed up digesting earth, that encased the worm in meat with the intelligence to eat a variety of foods, to keep them satisfied. Nearly all the so-called mammalian digestion is to feed the bugs inside us. And it's in the interest of said bugs to keep us healthy.
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"God is a bug that lives inside of us and orders us to feed it with varied meals".:roto2cafe:
Eat that, theologians!:roto2nuse::roto2rie:
 
'I have said ... to the worm, "Thou art my mother, and my sister"' Job 17:14.

Actually, there's quite a lot on that theme, especially in Job, Psalms too, and Isaiah,
the idea that we're no better than worms, and have close affinity with them.

Then of course there's that funny little worm on some of the species that sometimes gets stiff and straight and tries to plant bugs inside another version of the species to meet up with the worm eggs ...
 
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