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T
The Fallen Angel
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a drink? have you that? pls me a beer, tree a seagram, I think and prior a bourgognebut with all those beauties in this shop.................................
I'll also have the left one and Admi the right....
T
Ulrika seems busy. I think we'll just take the one wiggling the tits making a milkshake...
T
yep but thought it was .......................but no all are good enough for me
jonesygirl
Tribunica Potestas
Ulrika came to see me the other day. As far as I recall the conversation went something like this
Ulrika:”Please miss, I've been stuck grinding coffee beans for at least two years now. I could do with some help down there.”
Me:”But times are hard Ulrika. .We have austerity measures. Even Mr Cameroon's servants are poor.”
Ulrika:”So what is that daft b*****d doing about it?”
Me:”He's making the rich more wealthy by taking money from the poor and giving it to them.”
Ulrika:”Robin Hood in reverse then! How does that help us.”
Me:”The theory is far too complicated for non Eton types like us to comprehend but I think that as the stinking rich get even richer they become more happy and are more likely to give their money away and create jobs for poor people.”
Ulrika:”What a load of bollocks!!..I said he was a daft b******d.”
Me:”Hmmm!..there does seem to be a flaw in that plan. So what is your solution?”
Ulrika:”We resurrect the slave trade. I round up them up, keep the best for The Coffee Shop and flog the rest.”
Me:”Don't you mean sell the rest?”
Ulrika:”Both. We give a free whip with every slave bought at auction.”
Me:”It sounds a cunning plan!!..You'll need some help.”
Ulrika:”I'm sure Hans and THT would like to come along.”
Me:”OK then! Off you go..and don't forget to send us some pics!!”
Ulrika is now in Africa finding cheap labour for us. This is the first pic she sent. It looks like Hans, on his white stallion whipping the slaves along to the auction.
Ulrika:”Please miss, I've been stuck grinding coffee beans for at least two years now. I could do with some help down there.”
Me:”But times are hard Ulrika. .We have austerity measures. Even Mr Cameroon's servants are poor.”
Ulrika:”So what is that daft b*****d doing about it?”
Me:”He's making the rich more wealthy by taking money from the poor and giving it to them.”
Ulrika:”Robin Hood in reverse then! How does that help us.”
Me:”The theory is far too complicated for non Eton types like us to comprehend but I think that as the stinking rich get even richer they become more happy and are more likely to give their money away and create jobs for poor people.”
Ulrika:”What a load of bollocks!!..I said he was a daft b******d.”
Me:”Hmmm!..there does seem to be a flaw in that plan. So what is your solution?”
Ulrika:”We resurrect the slave trade. I round up them up, keep the best for The Coffee Shop and flog the rest.”
Me:”Don't you mean sell the rest?”
Ulrika:”Both. We give a free whip with every slave bought at auction.”
Me:”It sounds a cunning plan!!..You'll need some help.”
Ulrika:”I'm sure Hans and THT would like to come along.”
Me:”OK then! Off you go..and don't forget to send us some pics!!”
Ulrika is now in Africa finding cheap labour for us. This is the first pic she sent. It looks like Hans, on his white stallion whipping the slaves along to the auction.
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I'm flattered to be exchanged by such a cute slavedriver
thx Ulrike.
And yes my dear Jonesygirl I was there with my friend the old Oak. We found some nice specimen on the female slavemarket. Some we can use as grinders under the whip supervision of our dear Ulrike.
thx Ulrike.And yes my dear Jonesygirl I was there with my friend the old Oak. We found some nice specimen on the female slavemarket. Some we can use as grinders under the whip supervision of our dear Ulrike.
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Inspiration!
While the silly twerps are fuffing around with "no fault dismissal"
what about "no fault enslavement"?
That'd get us out of the double-dick (Cameron & Clegg) recession!
What do we want? Fifty lashes!
When do we want 'em? NOW!
come on old Oak we had work to do........................
Everyone is missing the point!!! In a tough economy men are still going to drink and buy smokes. But they aren't going to buy cheap slaves. They will save their money for the booze and smokes and go back to screwing and beating their own wives. What you need are quality slaves that will apeal to the 90- to 99%'s (Forget the one percenters, they have their own pipeline).
These are the guys that will still by handrolled Hoboken cigars but wouldn't touch a Swisher Sweet.
Plus there is this patriotic push in the US to buy American. And, honestly, Admi, some of yours look like they were made in China.
So is anyone interested in my business plan?
T
PS This is PURE fantasy!!!! (legal disclaimer)
we had work to do ............................ not in the slavetrading but Eul asked for a good whipping and therefore we needed you...............Whipping Tree a good whipping
