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The Coffee Shop

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admihoek said:
but............................it is our coffeeshop didn't you see that? Yes you were so long gone and busy with the poor elfgirls that it is possible:D
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I have been on the road too long....

Eulalia said:
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LESSER CUTE ONES???​
:mad::mad::mad: ​
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Eulalia, he means only that these poor women cannot compare to your stunning beauty. Remember how peolpe could not stop gazing upon you when you crucified....
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tree
 
thehangingtree said:
I have been on the road too long....


Eulalia, he means only that these poor women cannot compare to your stunning beauty. Remember how peolpe could not stop gazing upon you when you crucified....
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and yes Eul, that's why we need you in our new coffeeshop crew as animee:cool:
 
of course friend Tasha we both and eeuhhh yes that ...........sipping scottish cutie too
 
I can just picture this... Admi is on his back and Tasha is squatting over him. He is 'sipping' the scottish cutie's dipping sex while his puffy blue nose tickles her clit...

tht

...waitress, did you put something extra in my drink???
 
thehangingtree said:
I can just picture this... Admi is on his back and Tasha is squatting over him. He is 'sipping' the scottish cutie's dipping sex while his puffy blue nose tickles her clit...

tht

...waitress, did you put something extra in my drink???
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and looking football Russia beats Tsjechië (4-1)
 
...I am unfamiliar with this sexual activity done while watching football. Could this be done in America watching a NASCAR race???

tree

...oh, hell, waitress, you are too cute....
 
thehangingtree said:
...I am unfamiliar with this sexual activity done while watching football. Could this be done in America watching a NASCAR race???

tree

...oh, hell, waitress, you are too cute....
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that's why we hunt her....................and it was one of Connies favorits
 
“What’s the matter, Tree?”

“It’s nothing, Melissa.”

“Don’t give me that crap! You’ve polluted more of my fine coffee with that bourbon of yours today than I’ve ever seen you do.”

“I… I just don’t feel appreciated” I replied as I lit up a smoke. ‘Good way to look for sympathy, dumbass’ I thought as I blew a plume of smoke into her coffee shop.

“What do you mean?” Julia asked as she set another 1.75L bottle in front of me. I thought Melissa’s glare would set Julia, me, and the coffee shop on fire. I shrugged and said “People think this whole ‘crux’ thing is just walking in, nailing some naked woman to a cross, and tossing her and the cross upright into a hole.”

“Well, isn’t it… kind of like that?” Julia asked. I shook my head. “No, there is a lot more that goes into it! That’s my whole point! Melissa, if… Never mind… ULRIKA!!! Please, fetch me a glass filled with ice… Thank you, darling… Where was I? Oh. You think I just go to the hardware store and buy spikes, but there’s more to it. First, the spikes have to be sharpened…

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“Then you have to consider if the subject is condemned or just sentenced to a period of time crucified. If you’re going to take them down you need to use loose washers so you can cut the heads off the spikes so you can slip her off…

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“Thanks, Ulrika… (I pour a stout one). If she is condemned to die, then you have to weld the washer to the spike so her wrists and feet are absolutely pinned to the wood.
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“And then there is the whole matter of building the cross…”

tree

...dejected...
 
Of course Tree,​
it's only when a girl's been hammered up on a jerry-built cross by some ass of a cowboy-cruxer​
that she appreciates the work of a true artist!​
;)​
 
Eulalia said:
Of course Tree,​
it's only when a girl's been hammered up on a jerry-built cross by some ass of a cowboy-cruxer​
that she appreciates the work of a true artist!​
;)​
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Thanks, Eul, I was starting to get down about my work...

T
 
:D
 
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