Ummmmmm ..... Shhhhhhhh..... If you include the ones I totaled with Siss, I think it's ..... No I better keep it a secret... I don't want Tree's insurance cancelled again.
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The Olympic Crux
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Ummmmmm ..... Shhhhhhhh..... If you include the ones I totaled with Siss, I think it's ..... No I better keep it a secret... I don't want Tree's insurance cancelled again.
I used to have one. I have found if you watch the road ahead (as far as you can scan) it works as well.
Barb don't be so happy with your trainers... They have a dark side
Tree is self-insured... what other ones???
That's interesting. I did the watch the road far ahead thing too. And then I hit that police cruiser sitting on the shoulder.I used to have one. I have found if you watch the road ahead (as far as you can scan) it works as well.
Barb don't be so happy with your trainers... They have a dark side
Tree is self-insured... what other ones???
If you were too drunk to notice, I am not telling you now
Muscatel or Madame Wu??? It's a good thing Ulrika bailed you out. You might have missed the Olympics!!!That's interesting. I did the watch the road far ahead thing too. And then I hit that police cruiser sitting on the shoulder.
Nonsense. What dark side?Barb don't be so happy with your trainers... They have a dark side
Hondoboot2
QUAESTOR PULCHRITUDINIS
I second what Jollyrei asked, what dark side are you referring to?I used to have one. I have found if you watch the road ahead (as far as you can scan) it works as well.
Barb don't be so happy with your trainers... They have a dark side
Hondoboot2
QUAESTOR PULCHRITUDINIS
Nite Barb!Good night all
Right. We are as harmless as lambs.
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Now, let's get back to our training, shall we? We have a games to win. Porzia won't beat herself (that's why she has Madiosi).
Yes, full day of training tomorrow you two. Get some rest! We're going to do whipping sprints!
Hondoboot2
QUAESTOR PULCHRITUDINIS
Yes Boss, I will go to bed right now, nite all!
Right. We are as harmless as lambs.
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Now, let's get back to our training, shall we? We have a games to win. Porzia won't beat herself (that's why she has Madiosi).
What dark side?
That? That's a fabrication.
Slander!
Cute and cuddly, that's me!
Somehow, beyond just Seagram’s, Tree never finds out about the Mustang. I end up going back to the training camp never knowing if he found out about. As I fly back to the training compound I listen to Eulalia’s description over my ear buds. I jot notes as I listen, almost rejoicing the seat next to me is empty.
She told me how her cross swayed. My carbon fiber cross will be only a tenth as tall as hers. I doubt I’ll have that problem with mine. She mentioned how frightening it was to be so high. While my cross won’t be as tall from what Tree showed me if I am one of the top 25 qualifiers my head will be 68 feet above the field- about 20 meters up. She spoke of the hopelessness of being so high up but she also mentioned since her mistress has crucified her since and even on a short cross she said it quickly came clear to her she was as helpless on a short cross as on a tall cross; either way the cross owned her after less than hour.
She told me the longest she had been crucified had been sixty hours. She said she physically could have gone on longer but she was reaching the end of her mental stamina.
I come to the part where she says “And a piece of advice if I may; when you have to relieve yourself don’t waste the energy to appease any shred of modesty”. I can’t begin to imagine relieving myself before 100,000 people and a worldwide TV audience! I asked her if she ever tried a loincloth. She told me only when she had annoyed her mistress or some patron wanted her to wear one. She told me she hates the cloth relating “When a baby soils a diaper it will cry. I know why!”
In closing I asked her if she were not a slave would she do a crucifixion again. By then she and I had warmed up to each other and she said “I am a slave by choice. I have long fulfilled my contract. I am a bit of masochist and definitely a submissive but the cross is something special; it’s sort of like a guy that’s a crappy date but great in the sack. To me it is the perfect surrender to someone who demands my all and offers me nothing in return.”
I get to the hotel where in the morning I will be picked up to go to the clandestine training camp. I plug in speakers and listen to Eul again while I strip to take a cold shower. I don’t quite make it before I have to take care of ‘something’!
Eulalia told me more but I need to rest. I’ll tell you more but I have to get some sleep…
…I slept nude and had some wild dreams. I wake to a man’s voice saying “Get up Barb, it’s time go to training.”
I grab the sheet and cover myself while yelling “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!?!?!”
“Sir Wragg sent me. Get your ass out of bed and put your wrists behind your back” he says sternly. I don’t see any options so I do as he demands. Why am I getting wet down there while he ties my wrist?
I must admit my ‘welcome home’ is less than cordial. Jollyrei, Hondo, and Wragg seem less than pleased I spent any time with Tree even though I tell them I was doing research (don’t tell them about Ulrika. Business travel has a few perks).
But even while they ‘catch up’ with my training (even though whipping isn’t part of the gig) I still wonder about all Eulalia told me.
Tree
She told me how her cross swayed. My carbon fiber cross will be only a tenth as tall as hers. I doubt I’ll have that problem with mine. She mentioned how frightening it was to be so high. While my cross won’t be as tall from what Tree showed me if I am one of the top 25 qualifiers my head will be 68 feet above the field- about 20 meters up. She spoke of the hopelessness of being so high up but she also mentioned since her mistress has crucified her since and even on a short cross she said it quickly came clear to her she was as helpless on a short cross as on a tall cross; either way the cross owned her after less than hour.
She told me the longest she had been crucified had been sixty hours. She said she physically could have gone on longer but she was reaching the end of her mental stamina.
I come to the part where she says “And a piece of advice if I may; when you have to relieve yourself don’t waste the energy to appease any shred of modesty”. I can’t begin to imagine relieving myself before 100,000 people and a worldwide TV audience! I asked her if she ever tried a loincloth. She told me only when she had annoyed her mistress or some patron wanted her to wear one. She told me she hates the cloth relating “When a baby soils a diaper it will cry. I know why!”
In closing I asked her if she were not a slave would she do a crucifixion again. By then she and I had warmed up to each other and she said “I am a slave by choice. I have long fulfilled my contract. I am a bit of masochist and definitely a submissive but the cross is something special; it’s sort of like a guy that’s a crappy date but great in the sack. To me it is the perfect surrender to someone who demands my all and offers me nothing in return.”
I get to the hotel where in the morning I will be picked up to go to the clandestine training camp. I plug in speakers and listen to Eul again while I strip to take a cold shower. I don’t quite make it before I have to take care of ‘something’!
Eulalia told me more but I need to rest. I’ll tell you more but I have to get some sleep…
…I slept nude and had some wild dreams. I wake to a man’s voice saying “Get up Barb, it’s time go to training.”
I grab the sheet and cover myself while yelling “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!?!?!”
“Sir Wragg sent me. Get your ass out of bed and put your wrists behind your back” he says sternly. I don’t see any options so I do as he demands. Why am I getting wet down there while he ties my wrist?
I must admit my ‘welcome home’ is less than cordial. Jollyrei, Hondo, and Wragg seem less than pleased I spent any time with Tree even though I tell them I was doing research (don’t tell them about Ulrika. Business travel has a few perks).
But even while they ‘catch up’ with my training (even though whipping isn’t part of the gig) I still wonder about all Eulalia told me.
Tree
Meanwhile Porzia's training escalates. Madiosi has built a crux chamber that mimics the average day and night temperatures, humidity, and the hot dry Santa Ana winds that relentless assaults her young flesh. Even the lights with UV lights that mimic the sun moves across her. She allowed water only in accordance with the events rules and when 'night' falls the moaning and cries of crucified women replace the crowd noise that have been played over the speakers during the 'day'.
After a dozen hours crucified Porzia says "That's enough for one day."
Madiosi tells her she has two and a half more days to go and leaves her alone in the chamber...
Tree
Somehow, beyond just Seagram’s, Tree never finds out about the Mustang.
Good thing that too!!
I end up going back to the training camp never knowing if he found out about. As I fly back to the training compound I listen to Eulalia’s description over my ear buds. I jot notes as I listen, almost rejoicing the seat next to me is empty.
(jotting ... means tapping into my iPhone ... Tree is so last century)
She told me how her cross swayed. My carbon fiber cross will be only a tenth as tall as hers. I doubt I’ll have that problem with mine. She mentioned how frightening it was to be so high. While my cross won’t be as tall from what Tree showed me if I am one of the top 25 qualifiers my head will be 68 feet above the field- about 20 meters up. She spoke of the hopelessness of being so high up but she also mentioned since her mistress has crucified her since and even on a short cross she said it quickly came clear to her she was as helpless on a short cross as on a tall cross; either way the cross owned her after less than hour.
Gulp
She told me the longest she had been crucified had been sixty hours. She said she physically could have gone on longer but she was reaching the end of her mental stamina.
60 hours! Wow! That's encouraging
I come to the part where she says “And a piece of advice if I may; when you have to relieve yourself don’t waste the energy to appease any shred of modesty”. I can’t begin to imagine relieving myself before 100,000 people and a worldwide TV audience! I asked her if she ever tried a loincloth. She told me only when she had annoyed her mistress or some patron wanted her to wear one. She told me she hates the cloth relating “When a baby soils a diaper it will cry. I know why!”
Memo to crew: never mind the loincloth
In closing I asked her if she were not a slave would she do a crucifixion again. By then she and I had warmed up to each other and she said “I am a slave by choice. I have long fulfilled my contract. I am a bit of masochist and definitely a submissive but the cross is something special; it’s sort of like a guy that’s a crappy date but great in the sack. To me it is the perfect surrender to someone who demands my all and offers me nothing in return.”
Gonna have to think about that one for awhile
I get to the hotel where in the morning I will be picked up to go to the clandestine training camp. I plug in speakers and listen to Eul again while I strip to take a cold shower. I don’t quite make it before I have to take care of ‘something’!
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Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Eulalia told me more but I need to rest. I’ll tell you more but I have to get some sleep…
…I slept nude and had some wild dreams.
I wake to a man’s voice saying “Get up Barb, it’s time go to training.”
Oh Shit!
I grab the sheet and cover myself while yelling “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!?!?!”
“Sir Wragg sent me. Get your ass out of bed and put your wrists behind your back” he says sternly. I don’t see any options so I do as he demands. Why am I getting wet down there while he ties my wrist?
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Is this really necessary ... owww ... not so rough, please!
I must admit my ‘welcome home’ is less than cordial. Jollyrei, Hondo, and Wragg seem less than pleased I spent any time with Tree even though I tell them I was doing research (don’t tell them about Ulrika. Business travel has a few perks).
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Somebody please tell me what this has to do with training to carry and hang from a cross???????
But even while they ‘catch up’ with my training (even though whipping isn’t part of the gig) I still wonder about all Eulalia told me.
Good thing that too!!
I end up going back to the training camp never knowing if he found out about. As I fly back to the training compound I listen to Eulalia’s description over my ear buds. I jot notes as I listen, almost rejoicing the seat next to me is empty.
(jotting ... means tapping into my iPhone ... Tree is so last century)
She told me how her cross swayed. My carbon fiber cross will be only a tenth as tall as hers. I doubt I’ll have that problem with mine. She mentioned how frightening it was to be so high. While my cross won’t be as tall from what Tree showed me if I am one of the top 25 qualifiers my head will be 68 feet above the field- about 20 meters up. She spoke of the hopelessness of being so high up but she also mentioned since her mistress has crucified her since and even on a short cross she said it quickly came clear to her she was as helpless on a short cross as on a tall cross; either way the cross owned her after less than hour.
Gulp
She told me the longest she had been crucified had been sixty hours. She said she physically could have gone on longer but she was reaching the end of her mental stamina.
60 hours! Wow! That's encouraging
I come to the part where she says “And a piece of advice if I may; when you have to relieve yourself don’t waste the energy to appease any shred of modesty”. I can’t begin to imagine relieving myself before 100,000 people and a worldwide TV audience! I asked her if she ever tried a loincloth. She told me only when she had annoyed her mistress or some patron wanted her to wear one. She told me she hates the cloth relating “When a baby soils a diaper it will cry. I know why!”
Memo to crew: never mind the loincloth
In closing I asked her if she were not a slave would she do a crucifixion again. By then she and I had warmed up to each other and she said “I am a slave by choice. I have long fulfilled my contract. I am a bit of masochist and definitely a submissive but the cross is something special; it’s sort of like a guy that’s a crappy date but great in the sack. To me it is the perfect surrender to someone who demands my all and offers me nothing in return.”
Gonna have to think about that one for awhile
I get to the hotel where in the morning I will be picked up to go to the clandestine training camp. I plug in speakers and listen to Eul again while I strip to take a cold shower. I don’t quite make it before I have to take care of ‘something’!
View attachment 381067
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Eulalia told me more but I need to rest. I’ll tell you more but I have to get some sleep…
…I slept nude and had some wild dreams.
I wake to a man’s voice saying “Get up Barb, it’s time go to training.”
Oh Shit!
I grab the sheet and cover myself while yelling “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!?!?!”
“Sir Wragg sent me. Get your ass out of bed and put your wrists behind your back” he says sternly. I don’t see any options so I do as he demands. Why am I getting wet down there while he ties my wrist?
View attachment 381069
Is this really necessary ... owww ... not so rough, please!
I must admit my ‘welcome home’ is less than cordial. Jollyrei, Hondo, and Wragg seem less than pleased I spent any time with Tree even though I tell them I was doing research (don’t tell them about Ulrika. Business travel has a few perks).
View attachment 381068
Somebody please tell me what this has to do with training to carry and hang from a cross???????
But even while they ‘catch up’ with my training (even though whipping isn’t part of the gig) I still wonder about all Eulalia told me.
The phone rings and Siss answers it. On the other end a sultry voice says “Siss, it’s me, Joan Tree. Don’t hang up! If you can’t speak just listen. I’ve got more information about the Olympics off Tree’s computer.”
“You hacked your brother’s computer?” Siss asks.
“’Hack’ would be an overstatement. The idiot only puts it in ‘sleep’ mode and even if he turned off he has his password on a Post-it Note stuck on the monitor.”
“Let me guess; ‘Seagram’s’?” Siss says.
“No, this year it is ‘Marlboro’ but listen- the German-Italian team is going all out but they don’t know about the track. Are you still listening?” Joan asks.
“Yeah, I’m listening” Siss says.
“The track is going to be covered with a foot of dirt liberally sprinkled with walnut and pecan shells” Joan says.
“Nut shells? Why?”
“They can be very punishing on bare feet and the rodent has the nut concession for the games” Joan explains. “The ramps are also loose dirt but with a mix of limestone and lava rock. Are you still there?”
“Yes I’m here” Siss replies. “Why are you telling me this? I never thought you liked Barb.”
“I can’t stand the cunt but if you’re helping train her you need to know this” Joan Tree says and pauses to light a Madame Wu Blunt.
She continues saying “Did you know for Barb’s ‘research’ trip she spent more time with Ulrika than everyone else combined! Perhaps you aren’t training her hard enough.”
Tree
“You hacked your brother’s computer?” Siss asks.
“’Hack’ would be an overstatement. The idiot only puts it in ‘sleep’ mode and even if he turned off he has his password on a Post-it Note stuck on the monitor.”
“Let me guess; ‘Seagram’s’?” Siss says.
“No, this year it is ‘Marlboro’ but listen- the German-Italian team is going all out but they don’t know about the track. Are you still listening?” Joan asks.
“Yeah, I’m listening” Siss says.
“The track is going to be covered with a foot of dirt liberally sprinkled with walnut and pecan shells” Joan says.
“Nut shells? Why?”
“They can be very punishing on bare feet and the rodent has the nut concession for the games” Joan explains. “The ramps are also loose dirt but with a mix of limestone and lava rock. Are you still there?”
“Yes I’m here” Siss replies. “Why are you telling me this? I never thought you liked Barb.”
“I can’t stand the cunt but if you’re helping train her you need to know this” Joan Tree says and pauses to light a Madame Wu Blunt.
She continues saying “Did you know for Barb’s ‘research’ trip she spent more time with Ulrika than everyone else combined! Perhaps you aren’t training her hard enough.”
Tree
See?! That's exactly what I said!
Damn, I hate agreeing with Joan. Okay, Barb. Weight training. Gotta be able to carry that patibulum the distance. Lift!
