I know what you are thinking- Tree forgot this thread! Unfortunately for the athletes I’ve just been busy a bit.
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I think I’ll check in on them…
Outside the Coliseum Eul hangs nailed to her cross while Medusa (Interpol file MP5STAB) is mounted to hers with ropes. Medusa must last as long as the top seeded Transylvanian woman she doped and was raised slightly before that athlete. While she did not suffer the brutal nailing to the cross and thus no shattered bones in her feet she has been crucified with her arms spread wide and her legs almost straight allowing for minimal movement to try to relieve pressure on a joint or a cramping muscle. The cramps happen often as she is denied water for the duration of her crucifixion!
In the distance she can see the “Hollywood” sign and thinks how she always wanted to see LA. This isn’t how she had in mind.
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By the way the sign looks much smaller to her- I have a great telephoto lens that makes it look closer than it is.
Inside the Coliseum Messa is crucified at the top of Golgotha with the other twenty-four top athletes. She receives a visit from her coach and lover Judith! Judith opens the top of the fuchsia dress that she borrowed from Messa’s wardrobe and rubs her tumescent breasts against Messa’s lower shins that even wearing platform shoes she has to tip-toe to do. She looks up and declares “Messaline my love you look divine nailed to that cross!”
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“You are not just saying that to make me feel good I hope!’
“Have I ever told you anything but the truth, Messa?”
“You have not” Messa concedes. “Can you reach my pussy and rub my clit. I hate to impose on you but I need to cum and at the moment I cannot do it myself!”
“But aren’t you concerned about using the energy?”
“Judith, I entered this because you wanted to see me crucified before 100,000 people here and millions around the world. The medals are mere icing if I win one!”
Then there is Sister Mary Martyr representing the Vatican. It seems the Church has influence as her placard is the only one with red lettering for her name to symbolize the shameful way she claimed that displaying herself naked and crucified before the multitudes would somehow ‘glorify God’. A second concession was she was allowed to keep her loincloth while the few other athletes that chose to wear one were stripped of theirs within five minutes of being raised. The down side of this is if it fell off it cannot be touched by her team and after an hour between the weight of displaced bowel movement and her rubbing against the stipe both up and down and side to side the wet and soiled cloth is bunched about her ankles above her spiked and shattered feet.
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The concession was that if she lost the loin cloth instead of a sponge or cloth soaked water every three hours the priests on her crucifixion team were allowed to piss on the cloth instead of offering her water for the four breaks as penance. The shameless nun still sucked the dripping rag as the dryness of her mouth and throat overwhelmed the vileness of liquid offered… I suspect she will have to spray shitload of ‘Hail Mary’s, ‘Lord’s Prayer’s, and ‘Acts of Contrition’s while mounted on a wood pony and being by Sister Dicipline!
And then there is Barbara Moore! Her coach is T. H. Tree and he wrote most of the rules for the 2024 Olympic Crux and thus knows how to bend them to the near-breaking point as we have seen when after Bull’s and Gunner’s sons nailed her to the cross in just under the allotted hour of her march to Golgotha while he wore a ‘hearing aid’ that gave him GMT -8 every minute (watches and cellphones are taboo but let’s face it the old fart conceivably needs a hearing aid!). Then he waited fifteen minutes after Barb was nailed before to the cross to allow his legal cooler to drain into the cross’ receptacle to lessen the impact when it bottomed and let the Ice cold water spray Barb on the scorching hot day to cool her body (the rules say ‘nothing can be administered to the socket to prevent a cross from bottoming’. Tree recommended the word ‘impede’ be used but who the hell listens to him?).
Tree even wrote a rule that disallowed the use of gloves while raising an athlete’s cross as for some reason they thought he had a hidden agenda (He did- he knew they would allow gloves and ‘little’ Bull and Gunner wore Mechanix™ gloves- the type you can pick an oiled penny off a smooth floor with the pads of your fingers because of the thousand little sticky rubber dots that kept Barb’s cross from falling at all until it had less than a third of a meter to drop).
Another rule was the athletes could not drink
directly from the three hour water bottle all the other teams resorted rags or sponges which wasted a lot of water (except for the Vatican Team, of course). Bull’s son is a huge man, bigger than his father (and not just
there), but he stands seven feet tall. He can easily squirt the water from the quart bottle into Barb’s mouth and she takes almost all the water from each allowed bottle. But as evening falls the Santa Ana winds blow the smoke of wild fires east of LA over the Coliseum. At 7:30 PM in LA the sky takes a strange hue. Barb has been crucified just over six hours and while Tree may have given her an edge with all the athletes crucified at different times it is near impossible to tell who is doing better. Remember, the first athlete was raised almost three hours before Barb…
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…but six hours nailed to a cross in hot dry air is not easy.
A quarter away around the circle at the top of the Coliseum’s Golgotha the Celtic Virgin Tash gasps in the hot soot-filled air glowing red as sun sets,
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Later that night, Eul still suffers her cross as the moon rises.
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