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The Parade Begins
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If she can fantasize about being in a line of girls headed for crucifixion in the arena, she can surely fantasize about being a virgin. Madonna did it, after all.
Another dodgy hairdo!If she can fantasize about being in a line of girls headed for crucifixion in the arena, she can surely fantasize about being a virgin. Madonna did it, after all.
No, it just screams....Hardly screams "virgin" does it now?
fat slave girl
Regina Servorum
I sincerely hope so!
not THE Madonna?
THE Madonna didn't drop an album in the '80s.Relax, Eul.
THE Madonna's hair didn't look like that
You're sure those are virgins?And, just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you can't party:
bellesouth
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It depends on one's definition of a virgin. In the New Testament from James 1 it means simply unmarried. That means I miss out on both definitions.
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Looks like some form of mass Roman retribution going on similar to "Crucifixion of the Christian virgins."
I dunno, Melissa. Rubens's take on mass rape was. . . classier?
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To Apostate:
From: Lady Penelope Chlamydia Golightly
Dear Apostate,
Speaking on behalf of The Union Of Crucified Christian Virgins I must take issue with your assertion that the Rubens pic is somehow "classier" than the masterpiece recently produced by Julie & Melissa. I take it that you must be suffering from severe macular degeneration as you obviously have difficulty distinguishing the difference between the Rubens ladies who strongly resemble Russian female body builders and our nubile, sylph like Union members. I think Mr Rubens must have used Sumo wrestlers or Irish navvies as models. Your Mr Rubens may well have been handy around the house with a paintbrush but if he wishes to paint such pictures in future then please advise him to contact our union. Our ladies will be happy to pose for him.
Yours faithfully
Lady P.......
She seems pissed off... Perhaps we should crucify her...
To: Lady Penelope Chlamydia Golightly
From: Apostate
Dear Chlamydia,
Hope this missive finds you well, or at least not dismissive. It is a common misconception that Peter Paul Rubens's nude models were Russian female bodybuilders, Sumo wrestlers and Irish navvies. Most of the images that give us the word "Rubenesque" were in fact posed for by his second wife Helena Fourment.
However, those paintings do indicate that the Western ideal of the most perfect and mouth watering female ass has changed significantly over the centuries, as the attachments below show.
It is an intriguing thought experiment to imagine how Minheer Rubens, were he translated through a rip in the spacetime continuum to the present day, would respond to your kind offer of union models.
I remain,
You most arrogant and disobedient servant,
Apostate
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