It appears that @thehangingtree and @Wragg have independently come up with a solution to this whole stinking mess. 
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The Trial of Barbaria1
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It appears that @thehangingtree and @Wragg have independently come up with a solution to this whole stinking mess. 
twonines
LIMERICUS
By Barb`s rule we were distraught,View attachment 1145926 It appears that @thehangingtree and @Wragg have independently come up with a solution to this whole stinking mess.
In her own mesh soon she was caught.
Finally stripped,
Publicly whipped,
And nailed to the cross by our Court.
He brings his own timber and nails, you see.View attachment 1145926 It appears that @thehangingtree and @Wragg have independently come up with a solution to this whole stinking mess.
Does the young knight save the queen or deflower her? Does the young knight know or cares of the difference?
BLAHHHHH she doth retort
Memo to subjects:
Methinks it’s time to bring this to a close
It seems to have gotten up everyone’s nose
But is it right to bring on Armageddon?
When everyone is having so much fun
I am a benevolent Queen, as everyone knows
Memo to clone army:
Prepare conventional-grade demerits for immediate launch on my orders, and barricade the scullery doors.
Methinks it’s time to bring this to a close
It seems to have gotten up everyone’s nose
But is it right to bring on Armageddon?
When everyone is having so much fun
I am a benevolent Queen, as everyone knows
Memo to clone army:
Prepare conventional-grade demerits for immediate launch on my orders, and barricade the scullery doors.
twonines
LIMERICUS
Since this thread was begun,BLAHHHHH she doth retort
Some tales our Barb has spun.
She used clones, not tanks,
But earned all our thanks,
For giving us so much fun.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Don't worry, folks! The scullery doors are certified demerit proof!
Since when????Don't worry, folks! The scullery doors are certified demerit proof!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Since when????
SInce, sixteen pages ago in this thread, Her Majesty had ordered to triple the size of the scullery, and thereby had requested strong doors that would keep the enforced scullery maids inside.
(and, logically, but unforeseen to Her Majesty, these doors protect against incoming demerits).
SInce, sixteen pages ago in this thread, Her Majesty had ordered to triple the size of the scullery, and thereby had requested strong doors that would keep the enforced scullery maids inside.
(and, logically, but unforeseen to Her Majesty, these doors protect against incoming demerits).
Nothing … absolutely nothing … is not foreseen by Her Majesty!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDoes that also apply to The Great Crash of the summer of 2013, Your Majsesty?
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montycrusto
Guest
Then how come your catchphrase is “oh shit”?
someone’s playing Call of Demerit on Legendary…The scullery doors are sealed tight
I’m not expecting much of a fight
Demerits are flying
The inmates dying
The end of tomfoolery well in sight
That’s just the cord for my vibrator. Don’t jump to conclusions!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
So, that's what Her Majesty uses her scepter for?
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montycrusto
Guest
I was wondering why the sceptre had “pussy pulveriser” written on it!So, that's what Her Majesty uses her scepter for?
We should know, a battery vibrator are to weak for His Majesty jewels.