You need glasses … it says “pussy pleaser”I was wondering why the sceptre had “pussy pulveriser” written on it!
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The Trial of Barbaria1
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Ooh dearie, dearie me!The scullery doors are sealed tight
I’m not expecting much of a fight
Demerits are flying
The inmates dying
The end of tomfoolery well in sight
Those scullery doors have withstood the Peasant's revolt, the English Civil War, the Battle of Britain...
Demerits?
They won't even scratch them!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
We had reinforced the doors with piles of potatos and onions. The force of the incoming demerits has peeled them. That saves us a lot of manual work in the scullery!Ooh dearie, dearie me!
Those scullery doors have withstood the Peasant's revolt, the English Civil War, the Battle of Britain...
Demerits?
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They won't even scratch them!
You genius, Lox!We had reinforced the doors with piles of potatos and onions. The force of the incoming demerits has peeled them. That saves us a lot of manual work in the scullery!
Chips for supper!
Did your dildo look something like this, Your Unwanted Highness?
Look closely, it says Pussy Pulverizer!
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Loxuru
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The real 'dildo', is the object in the corner left below. The object she is holding in her hands, is just an 'amplifier' for quick result!
twonines
LIMERICUS
See that enigmatic expression, and that`s before she plugs it in!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Yoy know, to get a queen satisfied, it needs a bit Moore power than a couple of stacked 1,5 Volts batteries!
Too right.You know, to get a queen satisfied, it needs a bit Moore power than a couple of stacked 1,5 Volts batteries!
It requires a miracle!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
"Send in the clones!"
Or, when the clones driving Mustangs!!You know, I was pretty worried about Barb clones that were under her control.
Can you imagine the devastation that could be wreaked by out of control Barb clones?
My wine cellar might never survive.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Don't worry, Wragg. Put a sign on the entrance door of your wine cellar, that says 'Beer cellar'. No Barb clone will ever dare opening it!You know, I was pretty worried about Barb clones that were under her control.
Can you imagine the devastation that could be wreaked by out of control Barb clones?
My wine cellar might never survive.
My clones are way too smart to fall for that one!Don't worry, Wragg. Put a sign on the entrance door of your wine cellar, that says 'Beer cellar'. No Barb clone will ever dare opening it!
YIKES!!!!!
bispanker
Magistrate
new idea YOU are the JUDGE to put nude men on crosses on my back fence for their sins including me the fence faces the woods so it is shady and cooler than being in the sun and it is very private for the time beingYIKES!!!!!
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Loxuru
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What happened to these clones, by the way? Are they sent for treatment to the Dr. Wragg Institute for Wayward Barb Clones?