twonines
LIMERICUS
No 2
BillyBob Tree`s mail order bride has been proving difficult again, so Beulah, her mother in law, has stripped her and tied her down to the bed. "Now listen to me Barbie, and listen good, BillyBob`s coming to get his oats, and if he ain`t satisfied with your performance I`ll take you out to the barn and skin you from neck to knee."