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I heard, the apprentice pilots complained about too much fine print in the manual!An excellent manual that has sold far Moore copies than any of my stories.
I heard, the apprentice pilots complained about too much fine print in the manual!An excellent manual that has sold far Moore copies than any of my stories.
Also, so many reasons for demerits, I'm sure that's half the manual.I heard, the apprentice pilots complained about too much fine print in the manual!
The pilots call the automatic pilot system 'Barb'.Also, so many reasons for demerits, I'm sure that's half the manual.
Is that because it is slim, neat, well put together and generally responsive, although it occasionally needs to be handled forcibly to obtain the best results?The pilots call the automatic pilot system 'Barb'.
The good news is that this will allow Stan to have fully adjusted to the new time zone. He will arrive ready to hit the ground running and get right to work (or whatever it is he does). Also, maybe he can write a book called "The Longest Flight" and earn a few bucks. The bad news is that he missed several episodes of Seinfeld along with a few Yankees games ...Dear readers.
This just in from AP, Reuters, CNN, The New York Times, BBC, Dagens Nyheter, The Guardian, Les Monde, Die Welt, The Daily Mail, Der Spiegel, and a host of other global news outlets:
Communication appears to have been reestablished with United Flight 131 from Newark Liberty to Tokyo Haneda, which mysteriously seemed to have vanished somewhere over the western Pacific.
The loss of communication with the United flight appears to have been caused by a weird disturbance that has authorities around the world puzzled. The fact that it coincided with the test launch of a new North Korean missile over the western Pacific, along with a barrage of Chinese surveillance balloons, might be one explanation. Although unidentified natural atmospheric anomalies might also be responsible. Or possibly it was something done by the ever-mysterious and sinister Syndicate.
In any case, the good news is that United flight 131 reports all onboard to be safe, including the celebrated former New York police detective, Stan Goldman. The flight will arrive as scheduled at Tokyo Haneda. And the paused CF story “Tokyo Terror”, which went on hiatus until the fate of the flight could be determined, can be expected to return to its thread tomorrow.
WATCH FOR IT!
Like CF, it didn`t crash and burn,Dear readers.
This just in from AP, Reuters, CNN, The New York Times, BBC, Dagens Nyheter, The Guardian, Les Monde, Die Welt, The Daily Mail, Der Spiegel, and a host of other global news outlets:
Communication appears to have been reestablished with United Flight 131 from Newark Liberty to Tokyo Haneda, which mysteriously seemed to have vanished somewhere over the western Pacific.
The loss of communication with the United flight appears to have been caused by a weird disturbance that has authorities around the world puzzled. The fact that it coincided with the test launch of a new North Korean missile over the western Pacific, along with a barrage of Chinese surveillance balloons, might be one explanation. Although unidentified natural atmospheric anomalies might also be responsible. Or possibly it was something done by the ever-mysterious and sinister Syndicate.
In any case, the good news is that United flight 131 reports all onboard to be safe, including the celebrated former New York police detective, Stan Goldman. The flight will arrive as scheduled at Tokyo Haneda. And the paused CF story “Tokyo Terror”, which went on hiatus until the fate of the flight could be determined, can be expected to return to its thread tomorrow.
WATCH FOR IT!
Nothing stops Ms Moore and Goldman, not even a missing airliner.Dear readers.
This just in from AP, Reuters, CNN, The New York Times, BBC, Dagens Nyheter, The Guardian, Les Monde, Die Welt, The Daily Mail, Der Spiegel, and a host of other global news outlets:
Communication appears to have been reestablished with United Flight 131 from Newark Liberty to Tokyo Haneda, which mysteriously seemed to have vanished somewhere over the western Pacific.
The loss of communication with the United flight appears to have been caused by a weird disturbance that has authorities around the world puzzled. The fact that it coincided with the test launch of a new North Korean missile over the western Pacific, along with a barrage of Chinese surveillance balloons, might be one explanation. Although unidentified natural atmospheric anomalies might also be responsible. Or possibly it was something done by the ever-mysterious and sinister Syndicate.
In any case, the good news is that United flight 131 reports all onboard to be safe, including the celebrated former New York police detective, Stan Goldman. The flight will arrive as scheduled at Tokyo Haneda. And the paused CF story “Tokyo Terror”, which went on hiatus until the fate of the flight could be determined, can be expected to return to its thread tomorrow.
WATCH FOR IT!
This happens on long flights - well, the vision part anyway.He had a vision of Barb and Gun, naked in a king size hotel bed, Barb on top in a 69 position, her head buried between Gun’s legs, as he, himself, naked, his erection rampant, prepared to take Barb from behind.
Later, it would be discovered that United Flight 131 made an unforeseen stop on Eareckson Air Station, on the Aleutians, because a stowaway squirrel had ruined the whole stock of toilet paper, making the sanitary infrastructure practically useless and leaving lots of passengers with an inconvenient discomfort. After the passengers had been allowed to do their natural urges in the local terminal, the flight had to wait for a new stock, but unfortunately no aircraft was available to bring it to Eareckson. So the pilots had to fly the aircraft back, without passengers, and one spare roll of toilet paper, to Anchorage to get a new stock, just to discover that there had been in fact a whole family of squirrels on board, and they had eaten all but one of the wiring system insulations, forcing the aircraft to make an emergency landing on Adak, another airport in the middle of the Aleutian nowhere. Finally it had been decided to bring first wiring from Seattle, and the toilet paper rolls, by ship, which took some time. Meanwhile, both Eareckson and Adak got impested with squirrels, while food, and even worse, booze became scarce. And the boat underway hit an iceberg.Dear readers.
This just in from AP, Reuters, CNN, The New York Times, BBC, Dagens Nyheter, The Guardian, Les Monde, Die Welt, The Daily Mail, Der Spiegel, and a host of other global news outlets:
Communication appears to have been reestablished with United Flight 131 from Newark Liberty to Tokyo Haneda, which mysteriously seemed to have vanished somewhere over the western Pacific.
The loss of communication with the United flight appears to have been caused by a weird disturbance that has authorities around the world puzzled. The fact that it coincided with the test launch of a new North Korean missile over the western Pacific, along with a barrage of Chinese surveillance balloons, might be one explanation. Although unidentified natural atmospheric anomalies might also be responsible. Or possibly it was something done by the ever-mysterious and sinister Syndicate.
In any case, the good news is that United flight 131 reports all onboard to be safe, including the celebrated former New York police detective, Stan Goldman. The flight will arrive as scheduled at Tokyo Haneda. And the paused CF story “Tokyo Terror”, which went on hiatus until the fate of the flight could be determined, can be expected to return to its thread tomorrow.
WATCH FOR IT!
GIGGLE SNORT!!!Later, it would be discovered that United Flight 131 made an unforeseen stop on Eareckson Air Station, on the Aleutians, because a stowaway squirrel had ruined the whole stock of toilet paper, making the sanitary infrastructure practically useless and leaving lots of passengers with an inconvenient discomfort. After the passengers had been allowed to do their natural urges in the local terminal, the flight had to wait for a new stock, but unfortunately no aircraft was available to bring it to Eareckson. So the pilots had to fly the aircraft back, without passengers, and one spare roll of toilet paper, to Anchorage to get a new stock, just to discover that there had been in fact a whole family of squirrels on board, and they had eaten all but one of the wiring system insulations, forcing the aircraft to make an emergency landing on Adak, another airport in the middle of the Aleutian nowhere. Finally it had been decided to bring first wiring from Seattle, and the toilet paper rolls, by ship, which took some time. Meanwhile, both Eareckson and Adak got impested with squirrels, while food, and even worse, booze became scarce. And the boat underway hit an iceberg.
The situation became desperate, but fortunately, both islands were flown over by a Chinese spy balloon. As a response, China urgently ordered North Korea to fire two missiles to each of the islands, containing a load of anti-squirrel powder, and a promise to bring on food and booze too, on condition that the islands would be surrendered to China. The missiles also contained a package of speeches of their president, intended to entertain the passengers, but these were conveniently welcomed, considering the now terrible shortage of toilet paper.
It was then that Stan Goldman came to the idea to call Barbara Moore (the one in Minnesota) to explain the situation. Wondering what she could do about it, she suddenly reminded there was a very far relative, a certain Senator Hobart G. Moore, who could probably pull some strings. Which he did, and withing twelve hours, United Flight 131 was on its way again.
But anyone understands, this embarassing story is the last, both United and the US authorities would like to become public.
As happened.
But will anyone listen to Annika? Only time will tell.“No, seriously. it was him. I’m sure of it!” declared Annika. “We’d best be on the lookout for him from here on out!”
Uh-huh, sure, whatever you sayIt’s professionally important for me to go there and experience it”
What a bloody marvellous idea ... great to have you back guys!“Alright, alright!” I’m obviously outvoted here,” laughed Gun. “Maybe we can go to one of those prison-themed places and have Babs locked up? No, wait! Better yet … a dungeon themed club where we can have her put on the rack!”
Twonines either knows Barb too well or is guilty of reading aheadWith danger, Barb loves to flirt,
Be stripped, humiliated, hurt.
She won`t have to go far,
Just some Tokyo bar,
It will happen, that`s a dead cert.
Guilty as Charged.Twonines either knows Barb too well or is guilty of reading ahead