KvK has a vivid imagination
Thank you! So do you!
I have a couple more plea bargaining ideas.
If a woman agrees to be tickle-tortured fully naked for an hour, she can have an hour knocked off of her crucifixion sentence.
If a woman agrees to be tickle-tortured fully naked and blindfolded, accepting the possibility that up to half an hour of that tickle-torture could consist of an Oral B toothbrush being turned on and applied to her anus, she can have an hour and a half knocked off of her crucifixion sentence and keep the blindfold while crucified to protect her identity and lessen her humiliation.
If a woman agrees to ride the wooden pony for an hour, she can have an hour knocked off of her crucifixion sentence.
If a woman agrees to ride the wooden pony for an hour AND then be crucified on a Saint Andrew's Cross, she can be offered the choice of either a) having an hour knocked off of her crucifixion sentence or b) serving out her full crucifixion sentence, but receiving an injection of a mixture of a pain killer and a powerful pheromone just before her cross is raised, to heighten the pleasurable aspect of the day.
If a straight woman agrees to watch several hot lesbians make love during the entirety of her crucifixion, she can have an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a straight woman agrees to watch several hot lesbians make love during the entirety of her crucifixion, receiving an injection of a powerful pheromone beforehand and also agreeing to have her breasts and genitalia fondled by hot women while she is watching the hot lesbians make love during her crucifixion, she can have an hour and ten minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to drink a large bottle of water just before her crucifixion and then struggle for at least forty-five minutes before pissing herself, she can have half an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to watch an hour of Benny Hill,
Married With Children or Larry the Cable Guy while she is on the cross, she can have an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to submit to an hour of Ishidaki/bastinado/strappado or Suruga doi (see below), she can have an hour knocked off of her crucifixion sentence.
(Suruga doi
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If a woman names five female "friends" she actually most hates/is insanely jealous of and agrees to have them watch the entirety of her crucifixion process while also being crucified fully naked, she can have an hour knocked off of her crucifixion.
If a woman agrees to have "Property of [insert name of city or judge) publicly tattooed on her ass just before crucifixion, she can have an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to masturbate naked before the judge and several of his buddies, she can have half an hour knocked off of her sentence. If, in the process of masturbating before the judge and several of his buddies, she squirts, she can have between fifteen minutes and an additional half hour knocked off of her sentence, depending on the volume she squirts out.
If a woman agrees to be spanked naked (100 strokes) by one of the other condemned women just before being crucified, she can have half an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to be spanked naked, and fucked up the ass by a large strapon dildo by one of the other condemned women just before she is crucified, she can have an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman is condemned with her BFF and if she agrees to fuck her BFF up the ass with a strapon dildo, she can have half an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to wrestle another naked condemned woman for a strapon dildo, get the dildo and fuck the other condemned woman up the ass with that dildo, she gets an hour knocked off of her sentence, while the other woman gets an hour added to her sentence.
If a woman agrees to receiving a kick in the crotch by another condemned woman just before being crucified, she can get an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to bathing with another condemned woman just before being crucified, she can get twenty-five minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to receiving an enema just before crucifixion, she can have half an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees to receiving an enema just before crucifixion, and if she can drink in the majority of what she shits/squirts out, she can have forty-five minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to receiving an electroshock on one asscheek, she can have ten minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to receiving an electroshock on both asscheeks, she can have twenty-five minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to receiving an electroshock on one tit, she can have half an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to receiving an electroshock on both tits, she can have forty minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to receiving an electroshock to her pussy, she can have forty-five minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to receiving an electroshock to the sole of one foot, she can have fifty minutes knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, the receiving an electroshock on the soles of both of her feet, she can have an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to crawl on all fours the last hundred yards to the cross while being led on a leash and while keeping a dildo clenched in her ass the whole hundred yards, she can get half an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to take beads up her ass, she can get time knocked off of her sentence, in ten minute increments for each bead she takes up her ass.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to being fisted by another condemned woman, she can get up to half an hour knocked off of her sentence, proportionate the the number of fingers she can take up her pussy.
If a woman agrees, after being stripped, to being fisted by another condemned woman up the pussy and up the ass, she can get up to an hour knocked off of her sentence, proportionate to the number of fingers she can take up her pussy and ass.
If a woman agrees to watch her husband/boyfriend/significant other fuck another woman for the entirety of her crucifixion, she can get an hour knocked off of her sentence.
If a woman has means, she can find another, hotter woman to be her substitute for the crucifixion. "Hot" is entirely up to the judge. If the judge finds the other woman hotter, he can accept the substitution. If the judge does not find the other woman hotter, both women are crucified.
And, the best one of them all, if a woman agrees to call the judge "Daddy Big Dick" whenever he asks her "What's my name?" she can get three hours knocked off of her crucifixion.