An Arkansas Sheriffs' Deputy pulls over a local good ol boy for a busted taillight. As he starts to write him a ticket, he notices something unusual.
"Billy Joe", he says, "How come you got that spare tire in the back seat there?"
"Well sir... it's cause my trunk is full, and there's no room for it."
"Full of what? You ain't runnin shine again are ya boy?
"No, no Sir. It's just.... stuff. That's all.
"Well... I don't know. I think I better have a look back there.
You come on back and open that trunk now"
Billy climbs out and fumbles with they a little, then finally pops the trunk.
"Oooh boy..... you in a spot of trouble, son.
"I.... I'm sorry..... but...."
"Ya all know better than to be haulin live females around in your trunk like that. They gotta be wearing safety belts so they don't get hurt in a wreck. What were ya thinkin? "
"Well.. I "
"You gonna get a ticket for this one for sure. Can't have this sort of thing goin on in my county. Now you get on down the road and don't let it happen again."
"Ok.... and thanks Uncle Henry...... I mean Deputy."
"And get that damn taillight fixed."