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Heineudo said:
Just crossed the border from Kathar.
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Experienced, well travelled tourist, Barbara Moore, wondered where it had all gone wrong. She thought back to that fateful day in the Casbah, the chloroform pad over her nose and mouth, the skilfully effected abduction and her subsequent appearance naked on the auction block.
On their journey into the interior, her new owner was exasperated by Barbara`s incessant complaining, but did not wish to damage his new slave, so he resisted the temptation to give her the flogging she so richly deserved and decided she should stand naked for a while under the midday sun tethered to his camel.
 
twonines said:
Experienced, well travelled tourist, Barbara Moore, wondered where it had all gone wrong. She thought back to that fateful day in the Casbah, the chloroform pad over her nose and mouth, the skilfully effected abduction and her subsequent appearance naked on the auction block.
On their journey into the interior, her new owner was exasperated by Barbara`s incessant complaining, but did not wish to damage his new slave, so he resisted the temptation to give her the flogging she so richly deserved and decided she should stand naked for a while under the midday sun tethered to his camel.
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The version I heard that Barbara Morre was arrested when drinking Riesling, in a country where the (Moore than) fine print of legislation forbids the use of alcoholic beverages. Next, she was sold to the highest bidder, who sent her to Quatar, where, at the World Cup final, she will await the winning team in their shower room, and join them in their jacuzzi! :devil2:
 
Loxuru said:
The version I heard that Barbara Morre was arrested when drinking Riesling, in a country where the (Moore than) fine print of legislation forbids the use of alcoholic beverages. Next, she was sold to the highest bidder, who sent her to Quatar, where, at the World Cup final, she will await the winning team in their shower room, and join them in their jacuzzi! :devil2:
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oh shit! How many are there on a team????
 
ledoux said:
If you'd like to have yourself properly packaged up and sent to Crux Park c/o ledoux, Crux Forums, I'm sure you won't be disappointed. As I'm certain @Barbaria1 here will attest (having enjoyed many of my devices), I have a fully equipped torture chamber (rack, wheel, whipping post, etc. pretty much you name it, I got it). Crux Park also has several dozen crosses and we're adding them all the time as demand is exploding.
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So, whatever vile thing you'd like done to you, we can do it at Crux Park, and do it safely. BTW, Barb is so popular here at the Park, she made it to the cover of our latest brochure.
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And you can choose the type of cross, and how much does it cost?
 
ducon007 said:
Jason Statham, transporting his slave girl...
Don't know the movie ?


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Appropriately enough for this thread, it’s “Transporter” (2002)
Statham plays a sort of delivery driver for crime lords, and on one job, he hears a knocking coming from the car boot.. and it’s this tied-up woman. Of course she’s being taken somewhere to be killed, but Statham thinks that would be a pity, so then the crime lords and their goons come after the pair of them. A ridiculous number of explosions, fist-fights and car-chases later, they all live happily ever after :)
 
Nobbes25 said:
What are "blue state girls" ?
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If we would have a 'Manual for CruxForums Starters'. Part 2 'The CruxForums Universe', in Chapter 2 : '@Barbaria1'. ;)
(Blue states are US states that traditionally vote Democratic, in contrast to 'Red States', which traditionally vote Republican (and swing states which switch regularly). In the CruxForums universe, blue state girls (like our Barb) travel to red states (of which Arkansas is an iconic example in the CF universe) at their own risk, as the picture shows, because red state estate owners like to abduct them as sex slaves or forced brides). :facepalm:
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