If anyone's around at 0600 BST/UTC+1, this will uplift your spirits!
(It will remain on YouTube afterwards)
1:00 AM my time! Piece of cake!
In the meantime to go blissfully astray!
Tra la! It's May! The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when everyone goes blissfully astray
Tra la! It's here! That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear
It's May! It's May! That gorgeous holiday
When every maiden wishes her lad would be a cad
It's mad! It's gay! A libelous display
Those dreary vows that everyone takes, everyone breaks,
Everyone makes divine mistakes, the lusty month of May!
Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?
What sweet feelings does its scent transmute?
Whence this perfume floating everywhere?
Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit?
Tra la la la la! That dear forbidden fruit!
Tra la! It's May! The lusty month of May!
That darling month when everyone throws self-control away
It's time to do a wretched thing or two
And try to make each precious day one you'll always rue!
It's May! It's May! The month of "yes you may,"
The time for every frivolous whim, proper or im-
It's wild! It's gay! A blot in every way
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past* gaze at the human race aghast!
The lusty month of May!