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And it's VERY inaccurate. I flat out don't believe the doll would have looked like that
or this
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I think we are talking more like this
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this is the era of "sea monkey" ads remember, caveat emptor!
I got on a train once where some young lads had bought themselves a life-size blow-up sex doll,
they had her inflated and couldn't work out how to let the air out -
when they saw me they turned very red and apologised,
I just asked, Has she got a ticket? :D
 
I got on a train once where some young lads had bought themselves a life-size blow-up sex doll,
they had her inflated and couldn't work out how to let the air out -
when they saw me they turned very red and apologised,
I just asked, Has she got a ticket? :D
You leave me a little disappointed there. I thought the punch line would be:

"Wanna try the real thing, lads?":rimshot:
 
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This talk about blow-up dolls got me looking for funny pics. And then I found this, which sort of fits this thread.
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Yes, it's intended for kids.
That got me looking for things that may not be politically incorrect, but do make you wonder what the fuck were they thinking.
Buzz Lightyear drinking cup
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ET's Magic Finger - It glows!
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The Wolverine (original Marvel version, not the Hugh Jackman version) Hammer. You see, you blow in the hole and his hammer gets bigger.
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And, a classic from the 60s, the Batman water-pistol.
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This talk about blow-up dolls got me looking for funny pics. And then I found this, which sort of fits this thread.
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Yes, it's intended for kids.
That got me looking for things that may not be politically incorrect, but do make you wonder what the fuck were they thinking.
Buzz Lightyear drinking cup
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ET's Magic Finger - It glows!
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The Wolverine (original Marvel version, not the Hugh Jackman version) Hammer. You see, you blow in the hole and his hammer gets bigger.
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And, a classic from the 60s, the Batman water-pistol.
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Somehow I feel . . . unclean . . . :rolleyes:
 

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Woodbury Facial Soap
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Second clearly WWIII vintage with US Army Captain testing the skin quality produced by the soap.

Soft and glowing.

I agree, in the aftermath of WWIII a soft skin will be extremely important.

My friend here begs to differ
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"tomorrow belongs to meeeeee"

And you might wonder why a woman would want several men. Or not. :rolleyes:

Here's a French anti-smoking ad, just begging for a bit of rope
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That's the problem with the French, too subtle.
 
I have no information other than for Vantage Cigarettes
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Is it an ad in Playboy or Penthouse? The girls' pose is very late 60's playboy (Yes, I regard myself as an expert in that, sadly).
Note how clean the lines are (I mean the pack, not the girl!) Without all the warning labels, etc., it is a real good example of graphic design - on target!:rimshot:
Usually I don't find cigarettes very phallic (too small - an uncomfortable reminder of my own shortcomings :oops:) But with the over-sized packs and cigarettes sticking out, I can't help here to see them as...phallic!
 
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