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[Praefectus Praetorio]

"Mme Récamier, The Early Years."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliette_Récamier

Thanks for sharing, PrPr.

You are welcome. "Mademoiselle Beaucoup DeRière" - did you catch the free translation of her name? Big Butt!

 

[Apostate]

You are welcome. "Mademoiselle Beaucoup DeRière" - did you catch the free translation of her name? Big Butt!

Mais bien sûr!

But this portrait of Mme Récamier nu would indicate otherwise.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Bungled Bundling
Enlarge and read the copy carefully. It all rhymes! Has @Eulalia been moonlighting as a Mad Woman?
Do you own sewing?

At fine fabric counters everywhere.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Mr. Martin of Stutz fame endorsed Springmaid sheets -

Singer Connie Russell loves "slow-burning" Springmaid sheets -

Which is quite appropriate since her current album is "Don't Smoke in Bed"

Screw the sheets, I just want that hot redhead in MY bed!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Springmaid Endorsed by FireFighters!

Especially with those legs!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

If I had know wokeness had come to Scotland

I'd have asked before lowering Eul's knickers! Whoa! Look out below!

 

[Apostate]

If I had know wokeness had come to Scotland
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I'd have asked before lowering Eul's knickers! Whoa! Look out below!

But will she now hang for murder? What a cruel ending!

 

[thehangingtree]

But will she now hang for murder? What a cruel ending!

Do I need to take care of this?

 

[Apostate]

Do I need to take care of this?

Fine by me.

 

[thehangingtree]

Fine by me.

Well, let's hall her and her conspirator up onto the gallows and get them ready to be hanged.

Her blond French friend cannot believe she is to be hanged for something she had nothing to do with.

Really, she doesn't deserve it but the brunette knows she let the old man roll to his death while pretending her falling panties caused the 'accident'. That doesn't mean she is willingly waiting to be hanged...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Some years ago I had the misfortune to be made aware of Art Frahm.

Springmaid appreciated the pin-up artists of the WWII era. Another favorite was George Petty
Clothed by revealingRather sheer
His art was popular with American troops during the war, especially bombers crews who you them for "Nose Art" as in the Famous "Memphis Belle"


Springmaid commissioned an original work:
Nore all-sheer uniform

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Be Protected!

""Elliott Springs, President of the Springs Cotton Mills, says he is prepared to make everything shown in the picture." ??

The copy has a special note for our cruxgirls/subs:
"If you bruise easily, you can face the future confidently with the Springmail Trademark."

 

[cruxlover]

Be Protected!
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""Elliott Springs, President of the Springs Cotton Mills, says he is prepared to make everything shown in the picture." ??

The copy has a special note for our cruxgirls/subs:
"If you bruise easily, you can face the future confidently with the Springmail Trademark."

Two questions slither into my devious mind:
Firstly - What the F*** is the "Torso Twister Trade"?
Secondly - just what do people (especially nubile young females) get up to at "Conventions, Clambakes, or a Day at the Pentagon"?
Well we do know what Bill Clinton go up to with Monika Lewinsky ;-
"Said Bill Clinton to young Miss Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kadjinsky
Your face is a mess, use the hem of your dress
And wipe all that stuff off your chinsky."

(Kadjinsky was the "Unabomber")

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Sorry its is so small - only image of it I could find
Continuing to showcase Springmaid Fine Art
My favorite spot is a Springmaid Candycale sheet
Note "Mona Lisa" homage
Wartime Ad
Drawn by James Montgomery Flagg
If You don't recognize the name, you'll surely recognize another of his wartime art:

 

[Dorothy Brown]

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If i buy some cheap coffee and tell my husband it`s gold blend do you think he would spank me

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Here's what happens today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-42960503

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(I posted it earlier on Now This Just isn't Funny - but it seems worth a re-post here )

what`s to object about that it`s great

 

[Apostate]

If You don't recognize the name, you'll surely recognize another of his wartime art:
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The total number of parodies of that poster can be expressed only in scientific notation.

 

[Naraku]

If i buy some cheap coffee and tell my husband it`s gold blend do you think he would spank me

That depends. Would he notice the difference?
More incorrect coffee ads:

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

The Springmaid - "Best for your Bed..."

Where did all this come from? The Lancaster South Carolina Plant of the Spring Cotton Mills:
Completed in 1901 and called "The Million Dollar Mill."

 

[Loxuru]

More incorrect coffee ads:

That 'husband pleasing' coffee (#6 and #7) add. That wife's look betrays that 'pleasing husband with coffee' is just step one of a cunning plan of her to get him somewhere she wants, and that cannot go wrong!