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This is what I noticed

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which is well into WTF territory.

Maybe hinting at Napoleon's famous (though maybe apocryphal) dispatch to Josephine,
'Ne te lave pas, j'arrive!' 'Don't wash, I'm on my way!'
The musty sensuality of the unwashed human body was apparently much better appreciated
in those days, and probably for much of history.
 
Maybe hinting at Napoleon's famous (though maybe apocryphal) dispatch to Josephine,
'Ne te lave pas, j'arrive!' 'Don't wash, I'm on my way!'
The musty sensuality of the unwashed human body was apparently much better appreciated
in those days, and probably for much of history.

Either diaphoresis was not considered offensive or was an actual turn on. Either way, I consider hot showers and underarm deodorants to be the most sublime achievements of the human mind. :rolleyes:
 
As a followup. Many of the city -bred folks here might not catch the association of goats with odor. Billy goats (male goats) spray their own urine on parts of their body (including their beards). Apparently, this attracts female goats. Females and wethers (castrated male goats), do not smell bad.
Therefore the expression (lit.) goat under arm indicates a very musky odor!!!:confused::eek::eek:
Note to members: This practice does not work on most human females - suggest you try "English Leather" instead.
Do we understand that you are in the habit of applying a strap of English leather to the posterior of any convenient nubile female Mr P. P.?:hollering:
 
This is what I noticed



which is well into WTF territory.
You will see in today's vintage ad that Elliott White Springs, President of Springmaid, was not only an executive, but created all the material in the ads and an art lover and an author.
The smell:

The look:

The feel:
To quote Eul, "All my men wear (carry) English Leather, or they wear nothing at all!"
Do we understand that you are in the habit of applying a strap of English leather to the posterior of any convenient nubile female Mr P. P.?:hollering:
Whenever possible, though sadly, all to infrequently!
 
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Today's ad highlighted a set of panties designed by Campus Girl, with a very fetching coed, barefoot with dress hiked a bit high, lounging on a set of Springmaid broadcloth, chlorophyll sheets.
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"We put the "Broad" in broadcloth, and now the "Filly" in chlorophyll."
I see that lassie as more a filly than a broad.
And Elliott White Springs was a true "Renaissance Man!" He was an author -
51HucOMLhsL._SX335_BO1,204,203,200_.jpgClothes Make the Man (available on amazon). In it he is quoting Erasmus “vestis virum facit” (Adagia 3.1.60), who in turn paraphrased Quintilian, “To dress within the formal limits and with an air gives men, as the Greek line testifies, authority.” (Institutions orat. 8 pr. 20), who in turn was referencing Homer.
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Note the inset of "Blue Boy."
 
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Today's ad highlighted a set of panties designed by Campus Girl, with a very fetching coed, barefoot with dress hiked a bit high, lounging on a set of Springmaid broadcloth, chlorophyll sheets.
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"We put the "Broad" in broadcloth, and now the "Filly" in chlorophyll."
I see that lassie as more a filly than a broad.
And Elliott White Springs was a true "Renaissance Man!" He was an author -
View attachment 727441Clothes Make the Man (available on amazon). In it he is quoting Erasmus “vestis virum facit” (Adagia 3.1.60), who in turn paraphrased Quintilian, “To dress within the formal limits and with an air gives men, as the Greek line testifies, authority.” (Institutions orat. 8 pr. 20), who in turn was referencing Homer.
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Note the inset of "Blue Boy."

OK, two things.

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"The Blue Baby."
noun
noun: blue baby; plural noun: blue babies

  1. a baby with a blue complexion from lack of oxygen in the blood due to a congenital defect of the heart or major blood vessels.
    "blue baby syndrome" :(


And there’s nothing but women on the cover of Clothes Make the Man. What’s the deal with that? :rolleyes:
 
You will see in today's vintage ad that Elliott White Springs, President of Springmaid, was not only an executive, but created all the material in the ads and an art lover and an author.
To quote Eul, "All my men wear (carry) English Leather, or they wear nothing at all!"
Whenever possible, though sadly, all to infrequently!
Good for you mate. I too noticed the young Napoleon (old Bony to us Brits.)
 
he is quoting Erasmus “vestis virum facit” (
The phrase 'manner(s) and clothing make(s) man' is recorded several times in 15th century English sources, prior to Erasmus -
expanding on William of Wykeham's motto still used by his foundations, Winchester School and New College Oxford,
'Manners makyth man'. In his time 'manners' could comprise way of living, moral qualities, social bearing, outward appearance,
not just polite behaviour.
 
The phrase 'manner(s) and clothing make(s) man' is recorded several times in 15th century English sources, prior to Erasmus -
expanding on William of Wykeham's motto still used by his foundations, Winchester School and New College Oxford,
'Manners makyth man'. In his time 'manners' could comprise way of living, moral qualities, social bearing, outward appearance,
not just polite behaviour.

Still does. ;)
 
The Blue Baby reminded me of something. American blogger James Lileks says unflattering things about the Campbell Kids

https://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/chuckwagon/index.html

before excoriating the recipes in their cookbook.

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The only thing I can add is that they’re also compelling evidence that there is no God.
 

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Continuing Springmaid's obsession with Fine Art:
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"Mademoiselle Beaucoup DeRière, glamorous French cinema star says, "I'm not prone to argue, but I will rest my case on SPRINGMAID Sheets.
Candycale Sheets - Like taking candy from a babe.

Food Shop Special!
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Watch the Butter Fly!
 

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