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Wip - Women In Peril

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Phlebas

"Há muitos um deslizamento entre copo e lábio" :p

Top-Cat

Looks like a pretty fair translation (I fed it back through Google to see)
I did wonder for a moment about lábio :rolleyes:

ok, for a complete change of pace, some dino peril

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Here is another twist on peril.

A hot blonde in her forties was just convicted of failing to pay parking tickets.

The judge was under pressure to reduce crowding in jails. He also had a sense of humor.

"Okay...since this is your first offense, I have some discretion...I'll give you a choice...crucifixion or..."

"OR?!?!?!?!?! WHaddya mean 'OR?' How can there ever be an 'OR' to crucifixion?"

"Or spend a weekend alone with your mother-inlaw..."

"FUCK IT! CRUCIFY ME ALREADY, DAMMIT!"
 
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