They are not good at this game. Look how far the darts are from the centre.
Perhaps the goal is not to win the game?
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Perhaps the goal is not to win the game?
They are not good at this game. Look how far the darts are from the centre.
Perhaps the goal is not to win the game?
Jollyrei
I've been thinking, who knows the "game" is not also the "prize"
Top Cat
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
They are not good at this game. Look how far the darts are from the centre.
It's darts with a moving target. That explains a lot!
rb1956
Lone Wolf
love the first one.
That nun has.... eleven hands? Or is the twelfth one messing around with the vivtim out of sight?
Loxuro
Are the libidinous hands of lust.
Top Cat
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I should have known : lust is a vicious nun that cannot keep her 11 ? 12 ? hands to herself.Are the libidinous hands of lust.
Sharkman
Governor
Evil foreboding! Needles, lighter, hammer, nails, sharp braces, wood, scalpel, ROPE and SOFT STUFF.
Craft night - what would be produced? (I think this is nothing for Barb!
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http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/attachments/001-jpg.384663/
Craft night - what would be produced? (I think this is nothing for Barb!
)http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/attachments/001-jpg.384663/
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
KvK
Tribune
Nice! This inspires a joke.
A hot, buxom blonde was before a judge. She had been picked up for drunk driving. Nobody was hurt, but, in her inebriation, she had his and damaged a parked car.
The judge was under pressure to reduce overcrowding in jails. He also had a sense of humor.
"Well...since this is your first offense...I am going to give you a choice...either crucifixion..."
"CRUCIFIXION?????????" blurted out the woman, "What kind of choice is that?????"
"...or an official sentence and the newspapers will print your age..."
"FUCK THAT SHIT!!! CRUCIFY ME ALREADY!!!"
How is that for a woman in peril?
A hot, buxom blonde was before a judge. She had been picked up for drunk driving. Nobody was hurt, but, in her inebriation, she had his and damaged a parked car.
The judge was under pressure to reduce overcrowding in jails. He also had a sense of humor.
"Well...since this is your first offense...I am going to give you a choice...either crucifixion..."
"CRUCIFIXION?????????" blurted out the woman, "What kind of choice is that?????"
"...or an official sentence and the newspapers will print your age..."
"FUCK THAT SHIT!!! CRUCIFY ME ALREADY!!!"
How is that for a woman in peril?
KvK
Tribune
Inspires a joke.
The sadistic guards in a dictatorship had a woman prisoner in her mid forties. She was a hot, buxom, blonde.
The guards stripped her naked and tied her to a post.
The woman was still defiant. "What are you gonna do? Burn me alive?"
"Oh, you're gonna burn, alright..." replied one of the guards, a sneering smirk on his face, "only it won't be us burning you..."
"What the fuck do you mean?"
"Ever hear of menopause?"
Dorothy Brown
With the pumpkin, I will not do anything, she's not there.
Now, with the watermelon, I will do exactly what you're thinking.
Top Cat
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
Dorothy Brown
With the pumpkin, I will not do anything, she's not there.
Now, with the watermelon, I will do exactly what you're thinking.
Top Cat
Oh Sorry Top Cat i should have
realized it was a watermelon .
just don`t shove it up me.
WELL, on second thoughts.
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