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Wragg's Adventures In Cruxland

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cxslave said:
Doh...what a brain fart lol. Forgot where I was for a second there I though you were talking about another website. Probably cuz im tired from staying up taking care of you and Barbaria lol
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So which of us...Wragg or me....made you run more for water....just curious to know who had the bigger thirst?
 
cxslave said:
Doh...what a brain fart lol. Forgot where I was for a second there I though you were talking about another website. Probably cuz im tired from staying up taking care of you and Barbaria lol
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Of course, sorry we kept you up all night

:doh:

You don't have to be mad to be here, but it very definitely helps.

;)

W
 
Barbaria1 said:
So which of us...Wragg or me....made you run more for water....just curious to know who had the bigger thirst?
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Oh wragg screamed and begged like a wretch on his cross! You took your crucifixion like a true queen and only small whimpers and groans could be heard. And not once did you beg and plead for mercy like someone else on a cross.... Of course it could be because I'm slightly biased against men and was lusting at your naked form for most of the night...
Wragg134 said:
Of course, sorry we kept you up all night

:doh:

You don't have to be mad to be here, but it very definitely helps.

;)

W
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I'm not mad I'm perfectly sane enough to admit I'm a huge perv lol
 
cxslave said:
Oh wragg screamed and begged like a wretch on his cross! You took your crucifixion like a true queen and only small whimpers and groans could be heard. And not once did you beg and plead for mercy like someone else on a cross.... Of course it could be because I'm slightly biased against men and was lusting at your naked form for most of the night...
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Knew it!!!!!!:p

I'm not mad I'm perfectly sane enough to admit I'm a huge perv lol
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No different than the rest of us then ;):rolleyes:
 
cxslave said:
Oh wragg screamed and begged like a wretch on his cross! You took your crucifixion like a true queen and only small whimpers and groans could be heard. And not once did you beg and plead for mercy like someone else on a cross.... Of course it could be because I'm slightly biased against men and was lusting at your naked form for most of the night...


I'm not mad I'm perfectly sane enough to admit I'm a huge perv lol
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I nearly put a verse in about how you lavished all that care and attention on her and totally neglected me, but I decided that was a secret between you and Barbaria


:devil:

W
 
Knew it!!!!!!:p

No different than the rest of us then ;):rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Lol yes everyones def a perv of some level Im just on the far end of the bell curve lol.
Wragg134 said:
I nearly put a verse in about how you lavished all that care and attention on her and totally neglected me, but I decided that was a secret between you and Barbaria


:devil:

W
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There might have been an ulterior motive for me to stay with her....oh and you too I guess! lol yes and the kind of "care" I gave her with me on a ladder will indeed remain a final secret between me and a deceased Queen.
 
cxslave said:
Knew it!!!!!!:p

No different than the rest of us then ;):rolleyes:
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Lol yes everyones def a perv of some level Im just on the far end of the bell curve lol.

There might have been an ulterior motive for me to stay with her....oh and you too I guess! lol yes and the kind of "care" I gave her with me on a ladder will indeed remain a final secret between me and a deceased Queen.[/QUOTE]


I'll never tell;)
 
cxslave said:
Knew it!!!!!!:p

No different than the rest of us then ;):rolleyes:
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Lol yes everyones def a perv of some level Im just on the far end of the bell curve lol.

There might have been an ulterior motive for me to stay with her....oh and you to I guess! lol yes and the kind of "care" I gave her with me on a ladder will indeed remain a final secret between me and a deceased Queen.[/QUOTE]
Watching the pair of you kept me amused during a very long night.

:rolleyes:

I had four motives for staying, one in each wrist, one in each foot, but forgot the pain watching you up your ladder

W
 
I'll never tell;)[/QUOTE]
no you wont:p
:rolleyes:

I had four motives for staying, one in each wrist, one in each foot, but forgot the pain watching you up your ladder

W[/QUOTE]
Glad I could hep if only for a while lol!
 
Wragg134 said:
You two have given me an idea......

W
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Uh oh, watch out!:eek:

cxslave said:
Oh my...cant wait to here about it lol

It would be my first starring role in a story here! Do I get a trophy for that? lol
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Careful what you wish for Dorothy! I think you better check over the script and read the fine print in the contract before you sign on to anything.
 
Barbaria1 said:
Uh oh, watch out!:eek:



Careful what you wish for Dorothy! I think you better check over the script and read the fine print in the contract before you sign on to anything.
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Aw, c'mon, you can Trust ol' Wragg
 
Wragg134 said:
Disclaimer: This long and rambling bit of doggerel was created by the author for his own pleasure and any similarities between any persons living, dead, or crucified is entirely coincidental.....etc etc

However, for the benefit of students of cruxforums and any bewildered newbies it might be helpful to point out some of the differences and similarities between the Cruxworld described here and the actual Crux Forums.

  • Crux Forums is a much happier place than Cruxworld
  • There is no Absolute Ruler of Crux Forums. Neither Eulalia nor Phlebas could remotely be described as tyrants!
  • Admi is nobody's puppet, he's a hardworking, honest, patient man who's attempts to keep order here are increasingly frustrated by people who completely fail to give him the respect he deserves, and who frequently collude together in doing so. But he does have a blue nose.
  • Eulalia is completely fit and competent to interact with any part of Barbaria's anatomy that both consider appropriate.
  • Tree will, as suggested here, very happily crucify anyone whether directed to do so by Admi or not. So behave yourselves.
  • My desire to get Barbaria securely fastened to a decent bit of timber properly mounted in solid earth is one that is shared entirely with Admi, Tree, and others. This is not for any reasons of cruelty or eroticism, but because it is the only practical method that anyone has ever come up with of keeping the woman still for any length of time! There is some suggestion that she lives on rocket fuel, whatever, she seems entirely capable of doing six things at once! No wonder Admi gets a headache!
  • The girls on here are very loyal to each other. Elfgirl Connie would never have betrayed Barbaria as described here! She'd rather cut her arm off!
  • There really is a racing Rodent. He's nearly as bad as Barbaria at popping up on multiple threads at once!
Any other differences that I've missed?

Wragg
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i enjoyed this very much,all those involved great story. i respect the people i have gotten to talk with responding to my stories, questions etc. i hope that i will be here a long time.
 
You know, I have this nagging feeling that perhaps Barbaria was hoping for something more (ahem) fruity than 'Auburn hair'

You know I'm a bashful Englishman but perhaps I could be persuaded to greater heights?
 
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