captivecuties
Senator
I usually use the line “Hi, I’m extremely wealthy. Then let them wonder why the Bentley looks like a windowless van”
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Not if you go through sideways.Just all to find out that the door of the pub is too narrow to walk through with that patibulum on your back!
Darkprincess69
High Priestess of Slaanesh
Common sense really, but not always as common as we would expect (remember Charlize Theron in Prometheus who never thought to run sideways to get away from the crashing spaceship instead of subscribing to the Scooby Doo school of running away in a straight line and unsurprisingly getting squished
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captivecuties
Senator
As well as a crew of scientists making really stupid decisions.Common sense really, but not always as common as we would expect (remember Charlize Theron in Prometheus who never thought to run sideways to get away from the crashing spaceship instead of subscribing to the Scooby Doo school of running away in a straight line and unsurprisingly getting squished
kendelo
Tribune
I think one pickup line worth trying would be, "I'd sure like to get to 5th base with you!"
Just the reaction when they figure out what 5th base is....
kendelo
Tribune
We had a hotel in my town that hosted BDSM events. I'm sure the pickup lines got interesting in the basement of the Leland....I went there with my sub in tow on her leash. I was asked if I shared but we never rolled that way.Maaaan, if anyone said that to me I’d melt and become their condemned slave immediately… clearly I’m going to the wrong bars…
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
And otherwise, let's do the crucifixion in the inn's backyard! It could boost the sales of the innkeeper!
Isn’t there a pub like that near Cruxton Abbey? Perhaps @Wragg might know?And otherwise, let's do the crucifixion in the inn's backyard! It could boost the sales of the innkeeper!
Just checking to see if the Cruxton Arms has an entry in the Good Pub Guide...
kendelo
Tribune
I take it you own the rusty Ford Econoline with the obscured license plate....good choice.
kendelo
Tribune
I think it was Robert Heinlein who wrote, "When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
It's how most react to bad situations.
willowfall
Senator
Lawless never admitted to even being bi-sexual but in an interview she did say they realized early on that there was a substantial audience of bi\lesbian women looking for a "fantasy" series to follow (most of them being oriented towards a male audience) and so they started to play the angle up quite a bit mostly with innuendo. They had already nailed the female fantasy audience by having a strong, yet sexy, female lead.
Also did you notice how Gabrielle started the series rather "soft" and by the end of it had quite a lot of muscle tone? That was another kink the producers realized that no primetime TV show was catering to.
And while the acting was mediocre (at best) they did a brilliant job of marketing to a variety of audiences and it helped that MOST of the women were gorgeous and dressed rather skimpily (for the boys). (And I admit to having a crush on Lucy Lawless even though I was only 15 when it started.)
kisses
willowfall
captivecuties
Senator
Also the lightheartedness at times.
kendelo
Tribune
This was an event that you probably would have enjoyed. A momento from those days...Maaaan, if anyone said that to me I’d melt and become their condemned slave immediately… clearly I’m going to the wrong bars…
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Checked it for myself : at least 12 times on CF.
Oh they are, aren’t they?
Rene O’Connor remains the cuter one, by a long shot. Lucy looks great but Rene’s my favourite of the pair by far, must be the subby lesbian vibe she gave off. Yes, I’m as much attracted to her sexually as I want to actually be her, and be an even more submissive slave to Xena’s power…
JustJJ
Governor
I couldn’t agree more! She is adorable.
