A special evening court was assembled and the dangerous ‘horned witch’ was transport to the courtroom of the fair and just Judge Admi under heavy security.
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She was subjected to a brutal cavity search which she seemed to enjoy for some reason.
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Then she was placed in a white cloak and brought to court. The charge of Dorothy being a ‘horned witch’ was read and the first witness was the head of the Dutch police security detail at the witch-burning, a highly decorated officer serving the Dutch Crown. Judge Admi asked him what he heard Dorothy say at the event. Without waver he replied “As the witch was burned Ms. Dorothy Brown declared she was a ‘horned witch’ at which time my men and I rushed to arrest her so she could not say the woman with one of her spells. I regret we were too late to do so but we prevented her from casting any more spells.”
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“I am sure you did your best” Judge Admi assured him. He leaned over and looked at the defendant who was busily flirting with the Bailiff Gunner. He asked Dorothy if she had anything to say to counter such damning testimony. Dorothy stepped in front of the judge’s bench and threw open the cape as the courtroom gasped.
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“If I stand accused of being a horny bitch then I am guilty and submit to being burned at the stake” Dorothy declared.
Judge Admi said “Dorothy, a horny bitch as beautiful as you would be considered a nation treasure.”
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Your honor, may I point out we have her signed confession that Ms. Dorothy is indeed a Horned Witch” the prosecutor demanded in a half-human, half-rodent tone.
“It is true I have signed a confession but I was promised a good shagging to do so” Dorothy countered.
“My point exactly… there is a group of alumni from a bus tour from another thread and a bunch of Negros from Detroit lined up to shag this witch. This is a sure sign she has them under her spell! In addition Mongo has delivered a bull that wants a go with her after she takes him” Prosecutor Rodent proclaims.
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“Then Dorothy must be guilty and will have to be burned at the stake. But first have her serviced as you as an officer of the court of the court has promised then have her delivered to my private quarters” Judge Admi says as he raps the gavel of justice.
The prosecutor’s face turns pale and he whimpers “But your honor tonight is a full moon…”
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