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Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession
to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few
months and have been trying to pluck up the
courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least
now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a
moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, probably
more than you. I haven't been getting it at home
recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The
temptation was just too much. I can no longer live
with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't
happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage,
and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.


Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his
gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned
home where he poured himself a stiff drink and
sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone
where he saw he had a second message from
his neighbour.


Hi Fred,
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo
on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway,
and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct
changed "wi-fi" to "wife" Technology eh?

Regards, Alan
 
Wragg134 said:
Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession
to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few
months and have been trying to pluck up the
courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least
now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a
moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, probably
more than you. I haven't been getting it at home
recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The
temptation was just too much. I can no longer live
with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't
happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage,
and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.


Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his
gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned
home where he poured himself a stiff drink and
sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone
where he saw he had a second message from
his neighbour.


Hi Fred,
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo
on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway,
and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct
changed "wi-fi" to "wife" Technology eh?

Regards, Alan
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I always get excited when I stay somewhere that promises "Free Wifey" :confused:
It's tragic, how I never learn :doh:
 
Wragg134 said:
@ Cruxforums authors

If all that writing gets too much...



...get a ghost writer
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Actually, the cat did it!

A recent large-scale study of the Czech Charles University, published in Journal of Evolutionary Psychology sees a link between cat lovers and the penchant for role play with sexual submission, such as bondage and SM. The study showed that a large part of the cat lovers like to flirt with the limits of the fear, which is reflected in submissive roles such as bondage and SM. The conclusion is that people who spend a lot of time in the proximity of cats, can catch toxoplasmosis. This condition is caused by a parasite (Toxoplasma gondii) and spreads through the feces of cats. The researchers see a link between toxoplasmosis and getting excited by fear, danger and sexual submission. The parasite can affect the brain and human behavior, the researchers say.
 
Loxuru said:
Actually, the cat did it!

A recent large-scale study of the Czech Charles University, published in Journal of Evolutionary Psychology sees a link between cat lovers and the penchant for role play with sexual submission, such as bondage and SM. The study showed that a large part of the cat lovers like to flirt with the limits of the fear, which is reflected in submissive roles such as bondage and SM. The conclusion is that people who spend a lot of time in the proximity of cats, can catch toxoplasmosis. This condition is caused by a parasite (Toxoplasma gondii) and spreads through the feces of cats. The researchers see a link between toxoplasmosis and getting excited by fear, danger and sexual submission. The parasite can affect the brain and human behavior, the researchers say.
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Fascinating. I've said before that my feelings started about age 9. I was born, and still living at that time, on a farm, many feral cats, muck etc. Avatar shows I'm still a cat lover, and take the inevitable scratch as an inflicted external (ie torture?) pain.
 
Loxuru said:
Actually, the cat did it!

A recent large-scale study of the Czech Charles University, published in Journal of Evolutionary Psychology sees a link between cat lovers and the penchant for role play with sexual submission, such as bondage and SM. The study showed that a large part of the cat lovers like to flirt with the limits of the fear, which is reflected in submissive roles such as bondage and SM. The conclusion is that people who spend a lot of time in the proximity of cats, can catch toxoplasmosis. This condition is caused by a parasite (Toxoplasma gondii) and spreads through the feces of cats. The researchers see a link between toxoplasmosis and getting excited by fear, danger and sexual submission. The parasite can affect the brain and human behavior, the researchers say.
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Meow :)
 
Loxuru said:
This condition is caused by a parasite (Toxoplasma gondii) and spreads through the feces of cats. The researchers see a link between toxoplasmosis and getting excited by fear, danger and sexual submission.
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There's an especially virulent form called cruxoplasmosis,
caused by Cruxoplasma gynaeciae,
that causes males and females to get aroused by crucifixion,
the men by seeing and maybe doing the crucifying,
the women by being crucified - :p :devil:
 
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Eulalia said:
There's an especially virulent form called cruxoplasmosis,
caused by Cruxoplasma gynaeciae,
that causes males and females to get aroused by crucifixion,
the men by seeing and maybe doing the crucifying,
the women by being crucified - . :p :devil:
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WalterCronkite.jpg And that's the way it is ...
 
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