Ah, dyslexic jokes
You do realise, OS, that the website you should have been on was daily sex!
Anyway...
Two doctors in the Cruxton Health Centre had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit.
Ah, dyslexic jokes
You do realise, OS, that the website you should have been on was daily sex!
Anyway...
Pp can see how dickyfelt it is for you Wragg old man.
But help is at hand. A new society has been formed by our mumblers to help each other in times of excream ices. It is balled Pismronouncers Unanimous, and anyone can ball them up on the smellyphone any time of the day or note, twenty-four flowers a spray, seven stays a creek, and they will come 'round and get drunk with you.
For foreigners, there will be inperpetwitters, who will all speak many sandwiches, such as Swedish, Turkish, Burkish, Jewish, Gibberish and Rubbish. Membranes will be able to attend tight stool, for heaving classes, to learn how to grope with the many complinkities of the daily loaf.
(Not dyslexic of course but still funny today. Apologies to Ronnie Barker but the full monologue is too long to post here)
And it finished with the Siamese Anthem. Brilliant eul.4 minutes on ByouToo, time well spent!
4 minutes on ByouToo, time well spent!
A little atlas of naughty names
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I'm sure there are lots more. I've mentioned before the Gropecunt Lanes in medieval York and Nottingham,
and several Grope Alleys and suchlike, now changed to more polite forms like Grape Alley.
"Lord Monty-Boo of Goolie" sounds strangely familiar...4 minutes on ByouToo, time well spent!
A little atlas of naughty names
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Some of Pp's favourites from Down Under areBut the Australians have no excuses!
That doesn't surprise me at all!Somewhere Pp has a series of maps with many, many more.