cruxlover
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That's so wrong - Tories and Republicans don't drink water. Single malt or Bourbon, maybe - Port or other fine wines certainly.
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
- Thread starter admihoek
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That's so wrong - Tories and Republicans don't drink water. Single malt or Bourbon, maybe - Port or other fine wines certainly.
RacingRodent
Consul
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
So that's what goes on behind the doors of Tory hangouts like the Normanton Conservative Club 
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This pic purporting to be of the Woking Tory Club suggests more mundane habits 
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KvK
Tribune
Saran Wrap: All the joys of bondage nakedness at a fraction of the price of handcuffs and other restraints!
KvK
Tribune
A woman had been convicted of multiple unpaid parking tickets.
"I have some good news and some bad news," said the judge, "the good news is that I am sentencing you to crucifixion."
"That's the 'GOOD' news??? What's the BAD news???"
"The bad news is that the traffic light in the intersection is out, so we are going to have to crucify you under a temporary four-way traffic light."
"I have some good news and some bad news," said the judge, "the good news is that I am sentencing you to crucifixion."
"That's the 'GOOD' news??? What's the BAD news???"
"The bad news is that the traffic light in the intersection is out, so we are going to have to crucify you under a temporary four-way traffic light."
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Always soft boiled
Priceless!
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
So that's what goes on behind the doors of Tory hangouts like the Normanton Conservative Club
It's a wonder that place is still standing, the area it represents is so solidly Labour no one would use the front door for fear of being seen by the neighbours. Once inside it will be a case of drowning sorrows with hard liquor, not celebrating with bubbles.
The seat is held by a Labour big-hitter Yvette Cooper, married to another Labour big-hitter Ed Balls, who was defeated at the last election and is taking part in a TV dance show:
Where he seems to be getting more votes than he ever got as a politician!
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Where he seems to be getting more votes than he ever got as a politician!
Rumour is that Conservatives are voting to keep him in the show because they enjoy seeing him humiliated (he's not very good).
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
There are image galleries awash with photograghs of quite similar buildings though, in his recent travels, Pp saw many similar signs over more discreet doors. Have the Tories gone underground in some constituencies or are they simply less assuming than other branches?
Like most things in UK, they're never quite what they seem. Like public schools being private,
Conservative Clubs aren't necessarily Conservative. Ditto Liberal Clubs and Labour Clubs.
They're working men's clubs going back to early last century or even before that,
sponsored by the political parties originally, but their links with those parties can be tenuous,
just part of their history. But that one in Normanton looks as if it's still showing its colours.
Yvette Cooper's one of the few MPs I've got much time for. Wish she'd become leader of the Labour Party.
And I wish she, rather than her hub, had been Chancellor in Brown's government.
It's typical of Old Labour chauvinism that she was always in Ed's shadow.
But this isn't funny and I shouldn't be doing politics.
Conservative Clubs aren't necessarily Conservative. Ditto Liberal Clubs and Labour Clubs.
They're working men's clubs going back to early last century or even before that,
sponsored by the political parties originally, but their links with those parties can be tenuous,
just part of their history. But that one in Normanton looks as if it's still showing its colours.
Yvette Cooper's one of the few MPs I've got much time for. Wish she'd become leader of the Labour Party.
And I wish she, rather than her hub, had been Chancellor in Brown's government.
It's typical of Old Labour chauvinism that she was always in Ed's shadow.
But this isn't funny and I shouldn't be doing politics.
But this isn't funny and I shouldn't be doing politics.
6 of the best for you Eul, naughty girl, off with you to stand outside the Headmaster's study.
Now, is this photo an example of overcompensating?
Or maybe it's a couple keeping track of PP's journey around the Old Country
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
With an extension like that the young man might have been able to hide beyond Pp's vision but that very young-looking Barb has a lot less out in front and would have needed to get much closer. Pp would have had little trouble spotting her
Off with my ... (I can guess, may as well get myself ready for Sir
)
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Off with my ... (I can guess, may as well get myself ready for Sir
(no further comment from Pp necessary
)
With an extension like that the young man might have been able to hide beyond Pp's vision but that very young-looking Barb has a lot less out in front and would have needed to get much closer. Pp would have had little trouble spotting her
To my eye neither of them have a lot of "extension" in front, PP
Talk dirty to me
To my eye neither of them have a lot of "extension" in front, PP
Talk dirty to me
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To my eye neither of them have a lot of "extension" in front, PP
Talk dirty to me
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Hmmm
If I whispered that in Mrs Wragg's ear I probably wouldn't be laughing, not even after I woke up in my hospital bed.
