Barb goes BATS

[Barbaria1]

What Barb isn't telling you is that we've actually had a bit of rain at Cruxton, and someone left the wood outside, so it's all wet, and now we can't find any matches. It's really a bit embarrassing. Just as well she's not...um...telling you...


Damn! I wasn't supposed to say, was I?

Oh, dear! How could that have happened?? This calls for drastic solutions. I believe the Magistrates will vote to call for the services of @thehangingtree! They need the drunken idiot reliable hangman from the state of Misery to come to their aid and set this right. When trouble strikes, it’s always a good idea to call.on a union man who knows his booxe business.

Also what happens to the slave who left the wood out?

He should be immediately promoted to the Council of Town Fools Magistrates.

 

[montycrusto]

I believe the Magistrates will vote to call for the services of @thehangingtree!

Not Alderman Jethro Beauregard Tree, the famed and feared official who has flamed more birds than Colonel Sanders?

 

[twonines]

Barb`s constructing this tale with glee,
A chance to mock Monty and me.
But we can be strict,
She`ll be stripped, searched and pricked,
Then burnt at the stake, just wait and see.

 

[twonines]

Before she`s confined to the flames,
We`ll indulge in some very cruel games.
There`s the cane, of course,
HM`s Spanish horse,
And several strong torture frames.

 

[thehangingtree]

Oh, dear! How could that have happened?? This calls for drastic solutions. I believe the Magistrates will vote to call for the services of @thehangingtree! They need the drunken idiot reliable hangman from the state of Misery to come to their aid and set this right. When trouble strikes, it’s always a good idea to call.on a union man who knows his booxe business.




He should be immediately promoted to the Council of Town Fools Magistrates.

Um... I can bring my own supply of witch-burning wood. My union supplies it. You know, always ready!!!

 

[Loinclothslave]

Um... I can bring my own supply of witch-burning wood. My union supplies it. You know, always ready!!!

Why do I suspect that’s the Blue State slave Union to which you refer?

 

[thehangingtree]

Why do I suspect that’s the Blue State slave Union to which you refer?

No, its the International Brotherhood of Witch-burners, certainly not from a Blue State....

 

[montycrusto]

I can bring my own supply of witch-burning wood

Would that be premium French witch-burning wood?

 

[thehangingtree]

Would that be premium French witch-burning wood?

This is happening in Europe, isn't it? We hang witches here in the US.

 

[ledoux]

Well, I’ve often said here on CF that I make it up as I go. Don’t worry, we’ll get to the finale … eventually.

So, there's still hope for? Barb, I've written horse songs on this thread for you now in French and Lithuanian. Is there a language you particularly like? One that might, you know?

 

[Barbaria1]

So, there's still hope for? Barb, I've written horse songs on this thread for you now in French and Lithuanian. Is there a language you particularly like? One that might, you know?

Can you do Swedish?

 

[ledoux]

Can you do Swedish?

On it! So, we have a deal? Lots of witnesses here.

 

[ledoux]

On it! So, we have a deal? Lots of witnesses here.

Oh, I forgot. Please note your Swedish dialect preference -- Gotland, Svealand, or Norrland. I'm proficient in all three, but I think Gotland would be a better pick for your song. It's a bit more guttural.

 

[Harsh Martinet]

Barb, even in captivity, still managing to maintain her beauty, dignity, defiance....and tumescence

 

[Fossy]

Barb, even in captivity, still managing to maintain her beauty, dignity, View attachment 1024782defiance....and tumescence

Damn! Unbelievably tumescent... I certainly would...

 

[ledoux]

Sorry Barb, practicing on that one will not prepare you for the ride we envision.


Dammit! I told you ... that one is a waste of time.

 

[Wragg]

to receive a stroke for every crystal goblet or decanter we broke.

That's worth a couple of extra strokes on it's own!

 

[Barbaria1]

Oh, I forgot. Please note your Swedish dialect preference -- Gotland, Svealand, or Norrland. I'm proficient in all three, but I think Gotland would be a better pick for your song. It's a bit more guttural.

The Norrland speech is Moore pleasing to the ear and the one I am accustomed to hearing most,

 

[ledoux]

The Norrland speech is Moore pleasing to the ear

Of course you would pick the most difficult one. why does that not surprise me? But, I'm up to the challenge. So, do we have a deal? No song until a firm commitment on your part. Getting umlauts right is a real bitch in Norrland.

 

[Harsh Martinet]

That's worth a couple of extra strokes on it's own!

Hide the rest of the goblets or Kathy will surely break them all