Comedy Corner

[Mikerytel]

One time I told my girlfriend Jessica
"I'm going out for a walk".
She said " How long will you be gone?"
I replied " The entire time. "

Good one

 

[ERIN the Brave]

I was out shopping one day and saw a woman wearing a full length fur coat
I said "Excuse me ma'am, what animal is that coat made from?"
She said "Racoon!"
I said "My God, he must have been huge!"

 

[ERIN the Brave]

If you can't hear me it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses!

 

[ERIN the Brave]

I'm entering a strangest sweepstakes, it's a contest you pay 50 cents you get a card with a number on it, you walk up to any stranger and scratch a penny on their forehead,if the number under there matches the number on your card you win 100$ dollars. I won twice, I was beaten up eleven times!

 

[PeterVl]

If you can't hear me it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses!

Rather existantionall this one.