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Loxuru said:
I have on this thread only, already learned more about English cuisine and culinary traditions, than before in my life! :D
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Although often regarded as a cultureless wasteland, English cuisine does have the odd delight to offer those Continentals brave enough to venture into the land of spotted dick and toad-in-the-hole

Loxuru said:
I think, I will order a Ploughman's Lunch and a pint of bitter. ;)
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Lox has the idea!

PS haggis is lovely, but hard to get in Oz
 
This sounds like an incredible plan. There may be an additional supply of dungeon damsels to fill out the roster albeit on a temporary basis.

There is a not-so-secretive Organization called "Cruxforums". From what I hear, they have several fine lovely submissive type ladies who may be enticed to spend their vacations at the famed Cruxton Abbey at little cost. An offering to them of a daily or weekly per diem to cover food and incidentals may secure a few additional highly desirable "victims" for a week or two. Perhaps the offering of a few free meals of fine English fare may secure a few more.
 
I found a picture of Barb that went viral after a servant sent it outside the manor for some monetary gain. This was taken about two years ago, when she tried to hijack the shipment of wine arriving one late night at the back of the manor. I believe she was sentenced to cleaning the dungeon naked every other night for three months. This photo shows off her assets as well as her domestic capabilities. You may decide if it is suitable for the Bank Directors.

Barb on dungeon cleanup duty.jpg
 
bindhertocross said:
I found a picture of Barb that went viral after a servant sent it outside the manor for some monetary gain. This was taken about two years ago, when she tried to hijack the shipment of wine arriving one late night at the back of the manor. I believe she was sentenced to cleaning the dungeon naked every other night for three months. This photo shows off her assets as well as her domestic capabilities. You may decide if it is suitable for the Bank Directors.

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Oh, no...the heels.
 
supplice said:
Oh, no...the heels.
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Oh yes, the staff supervisor at the time, an odd perverted little fellow, as it turns out, told Barb she was to wear heels as she cleaned. She had well-deserved concerns that she may catch her heel in a crevice and trip on the cobble-stoned areas of the dungeon. The supervisor insisted, apparently he loved to see the now 6 inch taller Barb tower over him. He loved to see the way her calves became re-shaped when she wore them. Legend has it, he used to follow her around the dungeon lurking in the shadows watching her clean the premises. He has since been fired, I believe.
 
bindhertocross said:
Oh yes, the staff supervisor at the time, an odd perverted little fellow, as it turns out, told Barb she was to wear heels as she cleaned. She had well-deserved concerns that she may catch her heel in a crevice and trip on the cobble-stoned areas of the dungeon. The supervisor insisted, apparently he loved to see the now 6 inch taller Barb tower over him. He loved to see the way her calves became re-shaped when she wore them. Legend has it, he used to follow her around the dungeon lurking in the shadows watching her clean the premises. He has since been fired, I believe.
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Whether on dungeon "duty," or as a dungeon damsel, the proper - indeed the only - appropriate look is bare feet! For any corroboration, look for Nikolay Bessonov paintings. :D
 
supplice said:
Whether on dungeon "duty," or as a dungeon damsel, the proper - indeed the only - appropriate look is bare feet! For any corroboration, look for Nikolay Bessonov paintings. :D
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Thanks for correcting, I confess to being uncultured, living in the sulphuric air of my steel town hamlet. Fine art, to me, has been limited to Playboy, Penthouse and the Swimsuit editions of Sports Illustrated. :sisi3:
 
Well, the organization, while not occupying a piece of land nor an establishment of brick-and-mortar variety, exists through the workings of our modern technology. Members are connected with each other to a central hub call "cruxforums".

From what I've heard, it is a world-wide organization with members gathering to discuss the subject of crucifixion and Bondage, Discipline, Sadism and Masochism. They share stories of fact and fiction, post images and videos of the aforementioned activities, chat with each other and even post Artificial Intelligence images, all in the comfort of their own home, or at work in some cases. Some of them even volunteer to be the subject of crucifixion stories. There was a recent poll of ladies regarding their desire to be crucified, which turned out to be numerous. There may be a supply of damsels to be found here to participate in medieval punishments. The organization seem to have between 100-300 members gathered at any one time.

Should the financier loan the funds, there may be a group of videographers from cruxforums who may be willing to bid on the video production mentioned in the proposal. They hold valuable experience in the subject at hand.

Now here's on item of strangeness. I recently became a member of cruxforms, lurking it for several years. Oddly, there is a member named Barbaria, a rebel, who bears a striking resemblance to Barb, who also shares a liking to wine, particularly Riesling wine, which was in abundance on that wine shipment she tried to commandeer a couple of years back. Perhaps an interrogation may be in order, to determine her clandestine activities.
 
bindhertocross said:
Now here's on item of strangeness. I recently became a member of cruxforms, lurking it for several years. Oddly, there is a member named Barbaria, a rebel, who bears a striking resemblance to Barb, who also shares a liking to wine, particularly Riesling wine, which was in abundance on that wine shipment she tried to commandeer a couple of years back. Perhaps an interrogation may be in order, to determine her clandestine activities.
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Barbaria would love an interrogation, with the most devilish methods available. (Me too :eek::cool:)
 
Well, the planning for the recovery of Cruxton Abbey seems to be underway. The business plan has been developed; the financing (apparently) has been arranged.

Is it alright if I complete the Dungeon Damsel application and plan the vacation time for Cruxton? I believe the dungeon, below the wine cellar, and the sub-dungeon, below that where the damsels are expected to be held :eek: are fully equipped and cleaned (really? :rolleyes:) ready for the arrival of helpless, vulnerable and naive victims. (Purplish prose(?), but you get it.)
 
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Barbaria1 said:
“Well, yes … a rather delicate matter, to be sure. And as this institution has never, in its long and storied history, accepted anything approaching outright bribery, perhaps I can suggest something more subtle. What would you say to … uh … five free admissions to the event, and perhaps a private dungeon session with … uh, what was her name … the parlor maid Lady Wragg mentioned …. oh, yes, it was Barb, wasn’t it?”

“I’m certain she’d be delighted!” Declared Lady Wragg.

“Then I believe, we can do business. Congratulations! Oh, and you wouldn’t possibly have a photo to share of this parlor maid, Barb, would you?”

“Thank you! I can assure you that the Bank will be paid in full.” Chorused the Wraggs.

“And we’re quite certain some photos of Barb can be arranged,” added Lady Wragg. “Would you prefer that she pose fully clothed or scantily attired?”

“Oh both would be fine, and even less might be nice too.”
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It is always comforting to find out that bankers base their strategic business decisions on solid considerations, hard grounds and well-thought prospects! :facepalm:
 
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