Crumera's Crosstober Celebrations 2024

[mp5stab]

Their ride to death.

I hope its a nice slow ride, full of bumps, twists, and a few piss breaks

 

[crumera]

Someone is employing a designer, those footrests and the cornus look like they came out of the same catalog. Matching in style and combining to provide a perfect view for the audience.

And still they complain it is uncomfortable, can you imagine?

 

[thecuriousone]

And still they complain it is uncomfortable, can you imagine?

Everybody is just so spoiled nowadays

 

[Loxuru]

And still they complain it is uncomfortable, can you imagine?

As always, stylish accessories are designed to make the user look good, not to feel comfortable!

 

[MSTGMA]

Someone is employing a designer, those footrests and the cornus look like they came out of the same catalog. Matching in style and combining to provide a perfect view for the audience.

They come in a flatpack labelled "HÖRN".

 

[cynthia the inocent]

Everybody is just so spoiled now

Me thinks some do enjoy that cornu a little much

 

[crumera]

They come in a flatpack labelled "HÖRN".

Prolly bought from Ikruxa?

 

[crumera]

Traveling merchant on the way to the town stopping to the unusual sight.
"The fierce one on the right, she is a gaulic one for sure.
The pretty one on the left egyptian or even from nubia."

"And the one in the middle?" His son asks
Guard mixes in : "She is from the Indus Valley I heard.
As far east as Parthia and then more east beyond that, someone told me."

The merchant whistles through his teeth: "She must have cost a fortune once!"

 

[Loxuru]

The merchant whistles through his teeth: "She must have cost a fortune once!"

Meanwhile, all three had been written off in the master's accounting!