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You'd think Barb of all people would remember 32-24-36
How do you think she got to be an Ensign in the first place?
And come to think of it how did she ever make Detective? Well, I can answer THAT one...
MEMO
FROM: Starfleet Command
TO: Engineering Officer, CFS Cunnilingus
TASK: Reduce the temperature of the Bridge to equilibrium with the lift.
REASON:To stop Ensign Moore from moaning To prevent overheated discussions about the holodeckBecause I say so.
POSSIBLE CONSEQUENCES: 1. Female uniform dresses will get more interesting.
2. Males' ardour may cool
3. Commander Rodent may hibernate
Thus zero sum outcome, and fuel saving will pay for senior staff Cruxmas party.
First image sent from the surface:
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I am not that hippy! I have a tight little, remember?
Back in your cave, Goldman! We
That’s just not very helpful OS!
And let that be on all of your permanent records!
Ummmm ... Captain ... are you sure we want to go down there? Looks a little hazardous to me. Just saying
Right! Now listen you rookies! At warp factor 3, the steering and power adjustment of a Cunnilignus class spaceship needs the same delicate and sensitive attitude as for bringing a woman to the highest level of exctacy! One unexpected jolt, and you veer out of the direction of the G(uidance)-spot Mister Hondoboot has calculated, and then you ruin it all! So, no horse playing allowed on the ship! For those with a short memory, read again the report of the great crash of our sister ship CFS Anilingus in the summer of 20013! I even recall Ensign Moore was on that ship, then as a Cadet!OH SHIT!
Right! Now listen you rookies! At warp factor 3, the steering and power adjustment of a Cunnilignus class spaceship needs the same delicate and sensitive attitude as for bringing a woman to the highest level of exctacy! One unexpected jolt, and you veer out of the direction of the G(uidance)-spot Mister Hondoboot has calculated, and then you ruin it all! So, no horse playing allowed on the ship! For those with a short memory, read again the report of the great crash of our sister ship CFS Anilingus in the summer of 20013! I even recall Ensign Moore was on that ship, then as a Cadet!
And, Captain, could you please put an extra lookout in the foremast! There may be large unmapped ice lumps in this subquadrant!
OK! But I want my favourite psycho therapist to treat me!"Erm Lieutenant you are relieved to sick bay, Dr Bobinder please stand by for preliminary psyche evaluation," At first Commander Rodent spoke in his customary calmly professional tone, then those close to him under him mutter under his breath, "Foremasts on a starship, I wou'na worry but it might give some of the morons at BUSHIP ideas."
For those with a short memory, read again the report of the great crash of our sister ship CFSAnilingus in the summer of 20013
View attachment 546233 I protest. I did not cause the 2013 crash of the CFS Anilingus. I was lying naked on a sick bay gurney at the time, submitting to my annualhumiliationcheck up by the ship’s medical staff.
Barb, you can now close the mouth again. You training seems good progressed.
You should try it now with the Captain.
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Ensign Moore, you've been complaining non-stop since we left Bezelon 5. If you don't stop we'll have to try that ancient naval remedy for whiny crew members-a good flogging with the cat o'nine tails!