Lady Wragg's Soiree
Lady Elspeth Wragg, was not always the forceful, middle-aged matron of Cruxton Abbey. Indeed, she started out as a headstrong, pretty young woman, who attended a week long house party thrown by Lord Desmond Wragg, Earl of Cruxton. She had come, with her parents, who had set themselves the goal of marrying her off to the new vicar, a certain Mr. Jollyrei. She had dutifully met him, but found him to be disconcertingly of indeterminate age, and a tendency to disappear on short notice to do what he called "his duty", after which he would return smelling slightly of curry. She did, however, also meet Lord Desmond's heir, the young Lord Reginald Wragg. He seemed a cheerful sort, and more importantly, he was clearly interested in many of the things that interested the young Lady Elspeth. He liked music. He liked wine. He appeared to like speaking to her as if she had some braincells of her own. That was all well and good, but Lady Elspeth had, upon reaching the age of 20 without so much as a serious suitor, found that she also had certain urges and interests, and decided she needed to find out exactly what those were, and how to appropriately deal with them. In short, she wanted a sexual awakening, and that right soon. The tendency of the serving staff at Cruxton Abbey to go about their duties wearing nothing more than an apron did nothing to disuade her, and indeed she had seen Lord Reginald gazing at the nude and almost nude chambermaids in a way that suggested he needed a new focus for his attention. Taking two of the more outgoing and knowledgeable serving girls into her confidence, she devised a plan. The library had an old pianoforte. Lady Elspeth decided that a nocturnal debut of a Cruxton operetta might just catch Lord Reginald's attention, especially if the players, and notably the star, were suitably costumed. Alice and Sheri were more than happy to play along - musical theatre was a pleasant break from "four-poster duty". The young Elspeth could only assume they were right, not having had any experience of four-posters to that point except for sleeping in, alone. She agreed that musical theatre was more interesting than that. She hoped it would be considerably more interesting.
The noise of the pianoforte and the girls acting out various exciting crux scenes brought Lord Reginald to the library to see what was going on. The noise of the enthusiastic deflowering of Lady Elspeth (with participation of Alice and Sheri at some point) brought Lord Desmond and Elspeth's parents to the library a short time later. Old Lord Desmond shrugged his shoulder and said something about how he thought that would happen. Elspeth's father made noises about someone ruining his daughter. Arrangements were made to deal with what Elspeth's mother called "the scandal".
The following night Elspeth snuck into Lord Reginalds room and he tied her to his four-poster. Thus she found there were other experiences she enjoyed. She still didn't feel ruined - a little sore perhaps, but Reginald wouldn't be sitting comfortably for a day or two either, she reckoned. She had been on her school's tennis team.
Lady Elspeth and Lord Reginald were married within a fortnight and inherited the earldom 2 years later.