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Cruxton Abbey
- Thread starter Wragg
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
And that's how linkie Barb always gets lost and ends up in the Northern Forest, amidst a linkie hunting.
And notice that even the one that is being built stops before it gets to London, at a place called Old Oak Common, aka Hanging Tree Hill
captivecuties
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Can’t get there from here, used to be the saying.And notice that even the one that is being built stops before it gets to London, at a place called Old Oak Common, aka Hanging Tree Hill
And I thought the infrastructure over here was bad!
captivecuties
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I thought they did away with them in the states but they just popped up in my neck of the woods!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
"Yikes! They all drive on the wrong side of the road in this country!"
The Oak Staircase at Cruxton Abbey
Lord Wragg has acquired a fine, original painting, entitled 'Minotaur's Sacrifice' by Kamerijk. The picture is at the centre of a scandal involving the model, Ariel. Lady Wragg insists that the matter be addressed forthwith, and Ariel must be advised accordingly. 'You've got to tell her, Wraggy, old boy. You engaged her - it has to come from you!'
Lord Wragg is reluctant to break the news, but at his wife's insistence, he informs Ariel, 'I'm sorry to say this, but you've been banned by DeviantArt!'
'Minotaur's Sacrifice' was deleted by DeviantArt, and the artist banned in February 2024. Consequently, the painting now represents an excellent investment, simultaneously reflecting the owner's good taste as a patron of the arts. Kam is delighted to see his picture prominently displayed at the Abbey, and we can view his original 'Minotaur's Sacrifice' in his thread here on Cruxforums - https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/cams-camera-mythology.8394/post-608971
(Image hosted on DeviantArt Sta.sh. Full size picture - https://www.deviantart.com/stash/01u45nvn55pt )
At which point Briggs the butler appeared with a silver salver bearing a chilled bottle of Moet & Chandon, and a toast was proposed to the robots of DeviantArt who had brought about Lord Wragg's good fortune.
"Robots don't drink champagne, milord!" laughed Ariel. "It makes their insides go rusty!"
"I've thought for a while that their brains are rusty," agreed Wragg. "To let art of this quality slip through their fingers? DeviantRot, I think!"
Mikerytel
Senator
Lord wragg bears a big resemblance to peter CushingThe Oak Staircase at Cruxton Abbey
Lord Wragg has acquired a fine, original painting, entitled 'Minotaur's Sacrifice' by Kamerijk. The picture is at the centre of a scandal involving the model, Ariel. Lady Wragg insists that the matter be addressed forthwith, and Ariel must be advised accordingly. 'You've got to tell her, Wraggy, old boy. You engaged her - it has to come from you!'
Lord Wragg is reluctant to break the news, but at his wife's insistence, he informs Ariel, 'I'm sorry to say this, but you've been banned by DeviantArt!'
'Minotaur's Sacrifice' was deleted by DeviantArt, and the artist banned in February 2024. Consequently, the painting now represents an excellent investment, simultaneously reflecting the owner's good taste as a patron of the arts. Kam is delighted to see his picture prominently displayed at the Abbey, and we can view his original 'Minotaur's Sacrifice' in his thread here on Cruxforums - https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/cams-camera-mythology.8394/post-608971
(Image hosted on DeviantArt Sta.sh. Full size picture - https://www.deviantart.com/stash/01u45nvn55pt )
I'm sure it's just the expression on his face.
Mikerytel
Senator
Least you won't blow up alderaan and instead stare at Alice anguishing and moaning in the houseFilm-star good looks?
I'll take that!
Grand Moff Wragg in The Abbey Strikes Back?
Mikerytel
Senator
A new abbeyGrand Moff Wragg in The Abbey Strikes Back?
and return of the Alice
Tintin at Cruxton:
This is a bit of a departure from the normal Cruxton Abbey artwork, and probably does nothing to add to the story, but it's a bit of revisionist nostalgia anyway. There have been a number of uses of Tintin in a number of art styles, including some erotic stuff, as well as some amusing reworked covers. Might as well do a crux version. I wonder if Herge would be happy with it.
Fortunately, Thompson and Thomson (or Dupont et Dupond in the original French) are on hand to sort things out.
This is a bit of a departure from the normal Cruxton Abbey artwork, and probably does nothing to add to the story, but it's a bit of revisionist nostalgia anyway. There have been a number of uses of Tintin in a number of art styles, including some erotic stuff, as well as some amusing reworked covers. Might as well do a crux version. I wonder if Herge would be happy with it.
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Brilliant post!
The mysterious case of the disappearing Riesling?
