Thomas Chaser
Governor
WTH kind of alien DNA does #3 have to get hands like those?
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WTH kind of alien DNA does #3 have to get hands like those?
HDman
Assistant executioner
Looks like Ai, they don't have the hands down pat yet.
IMHO
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I hope so!
malins
Stumbling Seeker
A crux pose from a ca. 1905 mainstream compilation of nudes that maneuvered around censorship by masquerading as a tutorial for posing photographs.
The caption roughly states,
"Rays of hope - An effective nude study on a composition depicting the martyrdom of the crucified"
so they aren't pretending it's anything else than a crux pose,
but interestingly they use the male grammatical form (eines Gekreuzigten)
so yeah sure, you are totally supposed to use this photo of a nude woman to model for the male pose in your Calvary composition.
Apparently they thought the idea that a female crux pose might represent an actual woman's martyrdom was still just a little bit too spicy.
In general it's pretty hilarious to read excerpts of it
- while the captions very occasionally have valid comments on posing and composition
(and negging the models in the captions was apparently an established thing),
there is next to nothing about photography & studio work,
instead it's unhinged philosophical ranting about the metaphysics of nudity, heartfelt condemnations of clerics & the church, and recurring ironic condemnations of so-called 'pornography' which of course has to be completely removed from society - these parts are so obviously written to appease censorship that one can assume the guardians of virtue got a lot of free copies...
The caption roughly states,
"Rays of hope - An effective nude study on a composition depicting the martyrdom of the crucified"
so they aren't pretending it's anything else than a crux pose,
but interestingly they use the male grammatical form (eines Gekreuzigten)
so yeah sure, you are totally supposed to use this photo of a nude woman to model for the male pose in your Calvary composition.
Apparently they thought the idea that a female crux pose might represent an actual woman's martyrdom was still just a little bit too spicy.
In general it's pretty hilarious to read excerpts of it
- while the captions very occasionally have valid comments on posing and composition
(and negging the models in the captions was apparently an established thing),
there is next to nothing about photography & studio work,
instead it's unhinged philosophical ranting about the metaphysics of nudity, heartfelt condemnations of clerics & the church, and recurring ironic condemnations of so-called 'pornography' which of course has to be completely removed from society - these parts are so obviously written to appease censorship that one can assume the guardians of virtue got a lot of free copies...
Constantine
Guard
NCR soldiers crucified by Caesar's Legion (Fallout New Vegas). Second picture is as close to the game as possible. All pictures are masterpieces.
IgnikaMarcus
Governor
What? No nails?
mp5stab
Hair and Nails
An easy fix, to be sure
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
But first pic is as close to CF standards!
Judith explains "Of course it hurts, Messaline. But great art requires suffering!"
dignitydenied
Spectator
I'd have been much more invested in the election if MPs who lost their seat were put to the cross as a warning to others
[on the advice of my lawyers, I stress this is a joke]
[on the advice of my lawyers, I stress this is a joke]
She really doesn't look at all like Elon Musk, thank God!The only X that matters today!
Good lawyers are worth their fee
Especially if there's a chance of a guarantee that Richi Sunak and Liz Truss will never be back in Parliament!Good lawyers are worth their fee
Parliament is a funny business - I mean if it were a company, and they did such a bad job that the shareholders sacked them, they would never be back. But in Parliament, all they have to do is sit on the opposition benches for a few years, and wait for the voters to forget and then try for it again.
messaline
Crucified Amazon
... with a loincloth or naked ? ...
Darkprincess69
High Priestess of Slaanesh
That depends on the MP. I'd quite like to see Liz Truss naked... with a loincloth or naked ? ...
