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“Well you see it all began after the battle when I was still dazed,” Li’hi explained smashing one of the more lightly armoured crusaders with the remaining intact half of a bowl that had held Messaline’s yummy shredded beef before it ended up decorating a smelly monk’s habit.
“I was wandering around a bit lost when I stumbled upon a group of men just getting off a boat,” Li’hi said.
“So why did you not simply cross the river and join me your Princess?” Asked Messaline sharply.
“Well I may have fainted, just a little bit,” Li’hi conceded, “Apparently it was three days before I woke up.”
“Well that is still no excuse, why did you not find me then?” Asked Messaline and then sniffed the air, “Well curse these crusaders they have set the place on fire, Twilight Whispers, Ninjas, collect up our gear we need to leave this place before it burns to the ground.”
“Don’t you want to hear my story?” Asked Li’hi looking around the increasing smoky interior of the inn.
“Later, we shall find another caravanserai where I can at last get some decent food and you can explain to me everything you did then,” Messaline admonished her servant and lover, “Priorities Li’hi, one must always focus on the priorities.”
“But you…Yes Messaline,” Agreed Li’hi demurely and yanked the smelly old Christian along in their path as the party made their way out of the building fighting off the odd crusader who had not yet made note of the fact that the whole place was on fire or simply did not care in their fanatical obedience to their last orders. Outside the building a large crowd had gathered, some to help with the rapidly forming bucket chain others to gawk as the inn burned to the ground.
The mob happily covered the escape of our heroines though it might have been equally useful to the crusaders in escaping the consequences of their actions as by the time the city watch arrived almost no one was present who admitted to seeing anything of how the fire started. Well accept the inn keeper of course but clearly he had been somewhat affected by it all as he kept raving about warriors from the sky and mad Chinese women. The watch finally decided to take him to a doctor who felt a good lie down might help.
Soon enough Messaline was set up in a new establishment, this time one where she could dine in a rooftop garden and be sure no one would come crashing in atop of her. At last as she tucked into her meal Li’hi could explain things, she was helped a bit by the monk whose name was Anselm and had a bit of Arabic and some Tamil but no civilised tongue worth the name.
“So we took Li’hi with us when we sent to see King Narasimah but by then she woke had broken her fever and was able to warn us he was a treacherous man,” Anselm half explained himself and had to be translated by Li’hi, “We tried to catch up with the army of Sundara but by the time we had done so you had gone on a mission to Samarkand, so led by Li’hi we followed you here.”
“But what exactly are you looking for?” Asked Messaline at least a little baffled by this, she turned to Li’hi, “What on Earth are they seeking?”
“The Garden of Eden, apparently their God created an earthly paradise before he got cross with them and kicked them out of it, the monks up to find it and lead people back to salvation,” Li’hi said and then paused a bit confused.
“Salvation from what?” Asked Messaline.
“Sin I think,” Li’hi still looked confused.
“But what is sin?” Asked Messaline who had always found the odd Nestorian Christians she had encountered sometimes when performing her public duties in Xijing as annoyingly vague on the subject.
“Sex I think,” Li’hi wrinkled her nose, “They all seemed terribly worried they might catch sex off of me, whenever I washed they would all huddle and pray with their backs to me.”
“Well who would want to be saved from sex, such odd people, so why are the crusaders after them, do they like sex?” Inquired the Princess that led to a little back and forth between Anselm and Li’hi until Anselm explained.
“We have, that is my Order have recovered a sacred spell to compel the Guardian Angel with the Fiery Sword whom our Lord placed on the gate to the Garden of Eden. We hoped to use this spell to lets our unworthy selves and other penitents who agree to be washed free from sin into the Garden and be restored to God’s holy paradise,” Anselm explained after a detour to explain that sex was not in fact sinful if it was between a man and woman who were married though he was a little vague on whether they were allowed to enjoy it or not, “ The Crusaders are members of a militant order charged with recovering the Holy Land and hope by commanding the Angel of God’s Wrath to destroy the infidel and regain the Holy Places…of course such an idea is utter madness.”
Anselm beamed with the calm certainty of a man who is either very right or completely mad.
“So you want to cast a spell on a demon to get into a God’s garden and they want to use the same demon to destroy all their enemies?” Messaline asked.
“Oh no not a demon an angel, demons are foul unholy creatures in league with the Devil,” Anselm explained, “Angels are the servants of God’s holy will.”
“So why not summon this angel and have them destroy the crusaders?” Asked Messaline.
“Oh that would be terrible, why for one you need to confront the Angel to control it and secondly if you took it away from the Garden of Eden who knows what evil might enter in there and besides once you have told the Angel to start destroying things, it might not stop,” Anselm told her, “The Angel should only be ordered to do peaceful things like allow good Christians to pass by into the paradise God meant for mankind.”
“Destroying one’s enemies seems more useful to me, I have some enemies that might use destroying,” Messaline mused.
“On no that would be terrible and might make God very angry, vengeance is his says the good book,” The Monk told the Princess firmly.
“Vengeance is whoever bloody well takes it’s,” Muttered Messaline but she conceded the point, “Well thank you for bringing Li’hi back but now on your way, I have plans for tonight and I do not need a smelly priest, maybe you should check out the local baths?”
“Your Highness, I must protest, surely you see the need to protect the spell from the mad ruffians who attacked you, those knights have nothing on their minds but war and conquest,” Said Anselm.
“Very well, I shall think about helping you but not before I have had a night’s…rest and you have had a bath, Twilight Whispers give this monk some money for the baths and he is not to return until morning and clean,” Messaline ordered, “Tonight Li’hi will attend to me.” She smiled in anticipation.
“I have missed you too long,” Messaline told Li’hi.
“I have longed to be with you for many lonely nights My Princess,” Li’hi replied.
They kissed, long and fondly. The kiss grew. Clothes were shed. Bodies too long apart took stock of one another and shared warmth and touch and scent. Hearts began again to beat as one. Messaline pressed Li’hi down into the sheets of her bed, stroking her with hands and tongue and hair. Working over breasts and belly and navel till finally she came to the join between the thighs and lingered. She carefully worked across the tops of each leg and then back again to the little delicate coil of hair and then and only then slowly down, teasing and caressing until Li’hi gasped and bucked.
Then Li’hi was atop her, strong urgent fingers exploring every inch of skin, hot eager mouth exploding senses to mind numbing wakefulness. The emotions swelled from delicate rivers to oceans and in her mind’s sight the night exploded in colour as Li’hi unravelled Messaline’s long pent up cares and frustrations, Afterwards spent it was if a hot rain had washed them clean and they clasped each other tight in the repose of true lovers.
To Be Continued