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Limericks
- Thread starter windar
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twonines
LIMERICUS
Writing Limericks is often not easy,
Whether they be witty or sleazy.
But if like sucking dick,
You make them quite slick
Then there`s no need to be queasy.
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montycrusto
Guest
The Musk Rat paid billions for Twitter,
Which made many users feel bitter.
The thing they should do,
Is to join our fine crew,
And change “bummer” to “tumescent titter”.
Which made many users feel bitter.
The thing they should do,
Is to join our fine crew,
And change “bummer” to “tumescent titter”.
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montycrusto
Guest
Monty will soon join the Gods,
Towards Mount Olympus he plods..
One more chatty night’ll
Confer his new title:
“God-Emperor” (what are the odds?)
Towards Mount Olympus he plods..
One more chatty night’ll
Confer his new title:
“God-Emperor” (what are the odds?)
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montycrusto
Guest
The hangman, while stripping Barb nude,
Did grope her in ways rather lewd.
Divested of clothing,
She shouted, with loathing,
“Hands off me! I’m not in the mood!”
Did grope her in ways rather lewd.
Divested of clothing,
She shouted, with loathing,
“Hands off me! I’m not in the mood!”
Davec5299
Magistrate
Monty will soon join the Gods,
Towards Mount Olympus he plods..
One more chatty night’ll
Confer his new title:
“God-Emperor” (what are the odds?)
Why is Monty's name not in red?
He bosses this site, it is said.
He welcomes newcomers,
And spanks naughty bummers.
The God-Emperor of every good thread!
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montycrusto
Guest
My imminent apotheosis
(At least, that is my prognosis),
Might make me a God,
But not quite a mod:
I lack the required psychosis!
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montycrusto
Guest
I have no doubt that they will,
A hundred odd pages they fill.
And all of our critics
Are crude syphilitics,
While we will outlast them still.
Ah! Twonines and Monty, conspiring
To keep their rhyming a-firing
So who could be sad?
Irate, cross, or mad?
Laughter in gales they're inspiring!
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montycrusto
Guest
By Jupiter! Six posts to go,
Till a god I become, don’t you know.
I’m in the vicinity
Of new-found divinity:
Vae! Puto deus fio!*
* @Eulalia will tell you the Latin is wrong, but I’m quoting Suetonius, who was quoting Vespasian, so I suggest she takes it up with one or other of those gentlemen !
Till a god I become, don’t you know.
I’m in the vicinity
Of new-found divinity:
Vae! Puto deus fio!*
* @Eulalia will tell you the Latin is wrong, but I’m quoting Suetonius, who was quoting Vespasian, so I suggest she takes it up with one or other of those gentlemen !
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Quite right, 'Fuck, I'm becoming a god!' said the Emperor as he died. Dying is not compulsory on CruxForums, even when deification is achieved by versification worthy of Nero.By Jupiter! Six posts to go,
Till a god I become, don’t you know.
I’m in the vicinity
Of new-found divinity:
Vae! Puto deus fio!*
* @Eulalia will tell you the Latin is wrong, but I’m quoting Suetonius, who was quoting Vespasian, so I suggest she takes it up with one or other of those gentlemen !
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montycrusto
Guest
My limericks, worthy of Nero,
Should make me an internet hero.
I’m more of a riddler
Than a Rome-burning fiddler,
But what do I gain? Bloody zero!
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montycrusto
Guest
Apotheosis is nigh,
I’ll ascend to a cloud-strewn sky,
And there I’ll enjoy
My priestess/ sex toy,
On an altar that’s shaped like a Y.
I’ll ascend to a cloud-strewn sky,
And there I’ll enjoy
My priestess/ sex toy,
On an altar that’s shaped like a Y.
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montycrusto
Guest
Behold! ‘Tis the moment, with luck,
From consular status unstuck,
Praise the Lord, Holy Cow,
I’m God-Emperor now!
Who cares if they don’t give a .. damn
From consular status unstuck,
Praise the Lord, Holy Cow,
I’m God-Emperor now!
Who cares if they don’t give a .. damn
