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montycrusto
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I think, if you ask her, you’ll find
That she’s of a perverse frame of mind;
The crack of the whip,
Well, it makes her heart skip;
As the saying goes: “cruel to be kind.”
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That she’s of a perverse frame of mind;
The crack of the whip,
Well, it makes her heart skip;
As the saying goes: “cruel to be kind.”
twonines
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It really does cause a frown,I think, if you ask her, you’ll find
That she’s of a perverse frame of mind;
The crack of the whip,
Well, it makes her heart skip;
As the saying goes: “cruel to be kind.”
That you`d whip a gal when she`s down.
Wait till she`s chipper
Then you can strip her,
And let your desires go to town.
kendelo
Tribune
Is that a new record for spanking emojis?
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montycrusto
Guest
I don’t think so. @Loxuru claims to have seen more than 30 demerits in one of @Barbaria1 ’s posts.. though he hasn’t provided a link!
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montycrusto
Guest
Perhaps Barb will take over from Eul,She’s AWOL and when our men find her,
She’ll be brought back and chained to the grinder,
She will work round the clock
Shitting beans, sucking cock;
Crucifying the bitch would be kinder!
Working under the whip like a mule,
Stark naked and sweating,
I wouldn’t mind betting,
Such sights would give much fetish fuel.
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montycrusto
Guest
Every hour she must swallow a massPerhaps Barb will take over from Eul,
Working under the whip like a mule,
Stark naked and sweating,
I wouldn’t mind betting,
Such sights would give much fetish fuel.
Of arabica beans which will pass
Through her digestive tract,
And then (here’s a fun fact!),
They’re pooped out of her tight little ass.
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montycrusto
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When they’re scraped off the ground they are usedEvery hour she must swallow a mass
Of arabica beans which will pass
Through her digestive tract,
And then (here’s a fun fact!),
They’re pooped out of her tight little ass.
To make premium coffee infused
With a signature essence
Of well-whipped tumescence,
That’s “Barb-juice”, in case you’re confused.
ducon007
Senator
Every hour she must swallow a mass
Of arabica beans which will pass
Through her digestive tract,
And then (here’s a fun fact!),
They’re pooped out of her tight little ass.
Unfair competition with Kopi Luwak coffee?When they’re scraped off the ground they are used
To make premium coffee infused
With a signature essence
Of well-whipped tumescence,
That’s “Barb-juice”, in case you’re confused.
Every hour she must swallow a mass
Of arabica beans which will pass
Through her digestive tract,
And then (here’s a fun fact!),
They’re pooped out of her tight little ass.
When they’re scraped off the ground they are used
To make premium coffee infused
With a signature essence
Of well-whipped tumescence,
That’s “Barb-juice”, in case you’re confused.
Monty has gone scatological
How utterly reprehensible
For that he must die
Demerits shall fly
Such rhymes are unallowable
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montycrusto
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kendelo
Tribune
You win!32 demerits??? I can die happy
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montycrusto
Guest
yummy!
Do you really want me to tie you to your bed
kendelo
Tribune
Well, I'm thinking "Bad Boys Get Spanked" by The Pretenders might come into play here.
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montycrusto
Guest
Do you really want me to tie you to your bed
Whatever.
I realise English is a difficult language.. but I expected better levels of comprehension from you! 
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Is 32 demerits not enough for you already?
twonines
LIMERICUS
Monty realised it was cruelMonty has gone scatological
How utterly reprehensible
For that he must die
Demerits shall fly
Such rhymes are unallowable
To pick on an indisposed Eul,
So to the chase he cut
And made Barb his butt.
He`s either very clever, or a fool.
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montycrusto
Guest
Option A
