Limericks

[montycrusto]

“Shut up and do what you’re told,”
Said the matrons, “and don’t be so bold!
We don’t want your sass!”
On her tight little ass,
Barb suddenly felt something cold...

 

[montycrusto]

Barb winced as she felt penetrated,
But the search carried on unabated.
Held over a chair
By a fist in her hair,
She felt utterly humiliated..

 

[montycrusto]

A small crowd had gathered to see,
What all the commotion might be.
Their cameras flashed
As Barbara thrashed
Shouting “stop it! I’m innocent, me!”

 

[montycrusto]

“Take your hands off me right now!
I’ll report you, you fat fucking cow!
This whole shithole place
Is a fucking disgrace,
I’ll make sure you all suffer, and how!”

 

[Barbaria1]

@twonines and @montycrusto have been busy creating a limerick chronicle of my O’Hare strip search. Amazing versing, even I have to admit. Where are the Montycrusto illustrations?

 

[montycrusto]

The fingers inside her butt twisted,
As the matron behind her insisted:
“My thin, whippy cane
Will teach you to complain,
You’ll be sorry you ever resisted!”

 

[montycrusto]

Where are the Montycrusto illustrations?

In my head (They’re really good!)

 

[montycrusto]

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The matron pulled out her fat hand,
Saying “Well, you’ve got no contraband..
But your stupid complaints
Mean you’ll wear steel restraints
For the next part of what I’ve got planned..”

 

[montycrusto]

Go ahead @twonines (if you want). I have to go to work, lol

 

[twonines]

Hatchet face had just one thing to say,
"I`m going to teach this bitch to obey.
Hold the slut down,
While I go to town,
That tight little ass I will flay."

 

[twonines]

Naked, and now fully chained,
Over a bench, Barb was restrained.
"For this little tart,
Thirty will do for a start"
To say the least, Barb`s expression was pained.

 

[Barbaria1]

The hatchet-face matron is scary
Her hand is so big and all hairy
My ass she so wide spread
I thought myself near dead
She said t’was for being contrary

 

[twonines]

The whistle and crack of the cane,
Impacted again and again.
Barb`s tight little was raw,
Left bleeding and sore,
And in such incredible pain.

 

[twonines]

This little saga ran true to the script,
As usual, Barb ends up stripped.
Of course, she`ll complain,
And suffer the pain
Of being so cruelly whipped.

 

[twonines]

Hatchet face and her crew,
Knew just what to do.
"You`ve had your day in the sun,
We`ve had our fun,
If you don`t like it, then sue."

 

[twonines]

On her way, Barb, they will send,
Her ordeal has come to an end.
In her memory burned,
The lesson she learned,
The day she had to strip, spread and bend.

 

[montycrusto]

So Barb is back home at last,
Her ordeal very much in the past.
Until the next time
She gets whipped for some crime,
Her tight little must heal very fast!

 

[Barbaria1]

When all is said and done
O’HARE wasn’t much fun
Dignity lost
Paid the cost
Simply nowhere to run

 

[montycrusto]

The moral: beware Illinois,
And those in the airport’s employ.
Be a good patron
Or a hatchet-faced matron
Will make you her private sex-toy ..

 

[twonines]

Barb, normally, a shaker and mover,
Forced to be Hatchet Face`s lover.
Her dignity shattered,
Her tight little battered,
But now her ordeal is over.