Limericks

[twonines]

We hope that Barb is just fine,
Or is she extracting the urine?
It`s pointless to quiz
Just where she is,
You guess is as good as mine.

 

[Cran]

Indeed, from Barb I’ve not heard,
But with others I have conferred.
They all seem to say
That Barb is away
And to worry would be absurd.

I must say I am now relived,
to learn by fear I was decieved.
No need for cry'n,
as everyting's fine,
and now I will no longer be peeved.

 

[twonines]

While away, Barb`s ears will have burned
With all the plaudits she`s earned.
But enough of the chat,
Forget all of that,
Just be glad that she has returned.

 

[twonines]

For causing us all this concern,
It`s more than her ears which should burn.
In a suitable ending,
She`ll be bare and bending,
Then the truth we will learn.

 

[montycrusto]

While away, Barb`s ears will have burned
With all the plaudits she`s earned.
But enough of the chat,
Forget all of that,
Just be glad that she has returned.

Why not burn the rest of her too?
I’m sure she deserves it, aren’t you?
When she writhes at the stake
I believe she will make
A most pleasant tableau to view.

 

[montycrusto]

For causing us all this concern,
It`s more than her ears which should burn.
In a suitable ending,
She`ll be bare and bending,
Then the truth we will learn.

Ha! You beat me to it by ten seconds

 

[twonines]

Ha! You beat me to it by ten seconds

Like the old joke "Do you want to see the fastest draw in the West?" --------- "Want to see it again?"

 

[montycrusto]

When led out in chains to the square,
Barb’s noisy complaints filled the air.
“How have I earned
This fate, to be burned
At the stake, I protest! It’s not fair!”

 

[twonines]

You are much too hasty here,
With what you`re proposing, I fear,
Don`t act in haste,
To burn Barb`s a waste,
Just take the skin off her rear.

 

[montycrusto]

You are much too hasty here,
With what you`re proposing, I fear,
Don`t act in haste,
To burn Barb`s a waste,
Just take the skin off her rear.

She’s been burned, hanged and slaughtered before,
She always comes back for Moore..
So no need to worry
If I seem in a hurry,
There’s always more torture in store.

 

[Wragg]

She’s been burned, hanged and slaughtered before,
She always comes back for Moore..
So no need to worry
If I seem in a hurry,
There’s always more torture in store.

Yes, Barb suffers repeated commotion
That serves to increase our devotion
Her secret is known
And already shown:
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[Barbaria1]

How nice to have been missed
And see no one seems pissed
I took a nice break
T’was all I could take
From always being here dissed

 

[twonines]

Thoughts that we were pissed,
Can be immediately dismissed.
It was our turn,
To feel some concern.
And yes, you were certainly missed.

 

[montycrusto]

And see no one seems pissed

Well... maybe just a little!

 

[montycrusto]

When Daphne, pursued by Apollo,
Knew well, where she went, he would follow,
She said: “well, fuck me,
Until I’m a tree,
Come on big boy, I’ll suck but not swallow.”

 

[montycrusto]

When Barb took a flight to O’Hare,
They said to her “please be aware,
New security checks
Now means lots of hot sex,
With much spanking and pulling of hair.”

 

[twonines]

When Barb arrived at O`Hare,
She was surprised at what happened there.
She suffered some stress
When forced to undress,
Those butch matrons just didn`t care.

 

[twonines]

The one with the hatchet face,
Pawed through Barb`s luggage case,
"If you ain`t naked in five,
I`ll skin you alive,
I know how to put a slut in her place."

 

[twonines]

"Moore, so far, you`ve complied,
Time to check for what may be inside,
I`ll just pull on my glove,
For the part that I love,
Now, bend, and spread those legs wide."

 

[montycrusto]

Barb said “No need to be rude!”
But obeyed, and stripped herself nude.
Bent over a chair,
She said to them “There!
Get on with it, dykes, I’m no prude.”