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montycrusto
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There once was a sexy young Goth,
Half naked, her loins wrapped in cloth.
They stripped it away
And heard the girl say,
“Well fuck me then! Don’t be a sloth!”
Half naked, her loins wrapped in cloth.
They stripped it away
And heard the girl say,
“Well fuck me then! Don’t be a sloth!”
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montycrusto
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The Romans produced a large flail,
Each strand had some lead in its tail.
She said “Don’t you dare
Flog my cute derrière!
If you’re trying to frighten me - FAIL!!”
Each strand had some lead in its tail.
She said “Don’t you dare
Flog my cute derrière!
If you’re trying to frighten me - FAIL!!”
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montycrusto
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“No, not my tight little!” she hollered,
As blow upon blow swiftly follered.
But no fucks they gave
For this insolent slave
Who should have just knelt, sucked and swallered..
As blow upon blow swiftly follered.
But no fucks they gave
For this insolent slave
Who should have just knelt, sucked and swallered..
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montycrusto
Guest
After scourging comes crucifixion,
I’ll suffer no contradiction.
After the flailing
Must soon follow nailing
(At least in most cruxforums fiction!)
M
montycrusto
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Galerius, a fat ugly bastard,
Had had plenty to drink and was plastered.
He’d feel no more shame,
With the flail he took aim...
This Goth girl would be truly mastered!
it’s a reference to @Praefectus Praetorio ’s story
Had had plenty to drink and was plastered.
He’d feel no more shame,
With the flail he took aim...
This Goth girl would be truly mastered!
it’s a reference to @Praefectus Praetorio ’s story
The Fate of a Goth Girl
I started this in my "Shorter Subjects" thread, but it has grown to a full-length story. Therefore, I shall paste the story to date here and continue here.
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montycrusto
Guest
I would not presume to impose
Such a thing on a fine piece of prose,
It might lower the tone
Of that erudite zone
Which is @Praefectus Praetorio ’s.
M
montycrusto
Guest
Though @Barbaria1 is quite keen
To have our verse more widely seen,
It might mar the oeuvre
And so let’s obsoeuvre
A clinical, strict quarantine.
To have our verse more widely seen,
It might mar the oeuvre
And so let’s obsoeuvre
A clinical, strict quarantine.
M
montycrusto
Guest
Post in thread 'Decadent Art by zfx'
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/decadent-art-by-zfx.7058/post-601083
Today we met up with some braves,
Who wanted to sell us white slaves.
I bought a young squaw
By the name of Miss Moore,
She can do for me all a man craves.
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/decadent-art-by-zfx.7058/post-601083
Today we met up with some braves,
Who wanted to sell us white slaves.
I bought a young squaw
By the name of Miss Moore,
She can do for me all a man craves.
M
montycrusto
Guest
I said to these men of the Sioux,
“I like her tight little, don’t yioux?”
They warned me the slave
Knew not how to behave
And would need a harsh whipping or twioux.
“I like her tight little, don’t yioux?”
They warned me the slave
Knew not how to behave
And would need a harsh whipping or twioux.
M
montycrusto
Guest
I told them, don’t worry, I’m sure
I know how to handle Miss Moore,
Throw her over my saddle
And her sweet ass I’ll paddle
All the way back to my front door
I know how to handle Miss Moore,
Throw her over my saddle
And her sweet ass I’ll paddle
All the way back to my front door
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montycrusto
Guest
I’ll make sure she earns the high price,
By serving my every vice.
No task’s too depraved
For a white girl enslaved,
She had better not need telling twice.
By serving my every vice.
No task’s too depraved
For a white girl enslaved,
She had better not need telling twice.