Limericks

[twonines]

We`ve treated Barb cruelly out in the West,
Even though only in jest.
Have we been heavy handed,
Having her whipped and then branded?
Perhaps, we should give her a rest?

 

[montycrusto]

To a totem pole Barb was tied,
With long strips of buffalo hide.
Barb whispered “Oh shit,
Wish I’d just read a bit
Of the small print in my travel-guide”

 

[montycrusto]

The guide had said “Ladies, be wary,
If you travel alone on the prairie.
If you get overpowered
You’ll be stripped and deflowered..
Please note, satisfaction may vary.”

 

[montycrusto]

Barb thought “Jeeze, I’m fresh out of luck!”
As she saw the big chief, Sitting Duck,
Removing his garb
And advancing on Barb
With his knob erect ready to fuck..

 

[montycrusto]

Barb jumped as he massaged her clit,
With his hand he had moistened with spit.
Barb said “hey! No spittle
On my tight little...
Unless you’re a really tight fit!”

 

[montycrusto]

As he fucked her, Barb squirmed in her bonds,
While he pounded away at her mons,
She gasped out “good grief!
You’re a really big chief!
Hey, I thought all you guys preferred blondes!”

 

[montycrusto]

He uttered a guttural yell,
As he squirted inside the bound belle.
“Holy shit!” the girl cried,
“You have opened me wide,
Let me do all your warriors as well!”

 

[montycrusto]

It seemed as if every last brave
Stepped up to enjoy their sex slave..
Exhausted and dripping,
She said “What? No whipping?
I’ve only had half what I crave!”

 

[twonines]

Monty is now in full flow,
And giving poor Barb a real go,
In a vulnerable position,
Subject to coition,
And ordeals we simply don`t know.

 

[Barbaria1]

This thread has gone on to the wild west
My good nature and sweet patience to test
Cowboys and Injuns
Arrows and handguns
All for a turn of good fun and jest

 

[twonines]

You could say Barb`s treatment is wretched,
And more than a little far fetched.
In cruel bonds straining,
Suffering whipping and caning,
Her imagination has been truly stretched.

 

[montycrusto]

@Barbaria1 said “My friend,
Be careful before you press “send”,
The Mohawks found out
How loud I can shout,
And it made all their hair stand on end!”

 

[montycrusto]

Barb was staked out on the sand,
As a brave, with a knife in his hand,
Stood over her figure,
While his manhood grew bigger,
“Oh shit!”, she said, “Well, it’s on-brand..”


(Thanks to @phlebas for the picture
Post in thread 'Wip - Women In Peril'
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/wip-women-in-peril.4736/post-601478 )

 

[montycrusto]

Post in thread 'Decadent Art by zfx'
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/decadent-art-by-zfx.7058/post-601489

The men from their hunt had returned,
Having captured those ladies who spurned
Their romantic advances,
Now stripped, each girl dances
At the end of the rope she has earned.

(thanks to @zfx for the pic!)

 

[twonines]

Calamity Barb has been mocked every day,
Although in the most witty way.
The butt of her six shooter
Broke Monty`s hooter,
"Now what have you got to say."

 

[montycrusto]

Calamity Barb has been mocked every day,
Although in the most witty way.
The butt of her six shooter
Broke Monty`s hooter,
"Now what have you got to say."

Calamity Barb knows no fear;
She’s packing two colts in her gear.
When people stare
At her beautiful pair,
She says “Hey! My eyes are up here!”

 

[twonines]

For resisting, this spirited lass,
Monty threw face down on the grass.
He pulled down her trews,
And started to bruise
Her pretty, tight little ass!

 

[montycrusto]

Barb cried “Get off me, you fool!”
And she kicked like a regular mule.
But Monty, grim-faced,
Sat astride her slim waist,
And growled in a manner most cruel:

“One has to be cruel to be kind,
And what’s more, your death-warrant is signed.
For your crimes you must pay,
And for starters, I’ll lay
Some red stripes on your little behind!”

Her wrists were soon harshly tied,
As the girl unsuccessfully tried
To twist herself free
But the man said “I see
Stricter discipline must be applied!”

He slowly drew out his belt,
Which Barb repeatedly felt,
As it swished through the air
To her buttocks most bare,
Where each blow left a colourful welt.

 

[Barbaria1]

Barb cried “Get off me, you fool!”
And she kicked like a regular mule.
But Monty, grim-faced,
Sat astride her slim waist,
And growled in a manner most cruel:

“One has to be cruel to be kind,
And what’s more, your death-warrant is signed.
For your crimes you must pay,
And for starters, I’ll lay
Some red stripes on your little behind!”

Her wrists were soon harshly tied,
As the girl unsuccessfully tried
To twist herself free
But the man said “I see
Stricter disciple must be applied!”

He slowly drew out his belt,
Which Barb repeatedly felt,
As it swished through the air
To her buttocks most bare,
Where each blow left a colourful welt.

Holy shit!!!!

 

[montycrusto]

Holy shit!!!!

Not sure if it’s the belting or the poetry that caused such a reaction... probably safe to assume it’s just awe at my genius