Limericks

[montycrusto]

Calamity Barb said “Oh shit!
I didn’t enjoy that one bit!
At least let’s propose a
Half-decent composer
Who’ll make it a Broadway hit!”

 

[montycrusto]

Barb went to the Dean to say:
“I’ll investigate Pirate Cay!”
But when she was gone,
He picked up the phone
And said “Look out, she’s heading your way”

 

[Barbaria1]

Barb’s headed for Pirate Cay
Planning for a very brief stay
Bad guys to find
Is on her mind
Good sense she’ll not obey

 

[montycrusto]

Barb’s headed for Pirate Cay
Planning for a very brief stay
Bad guys to find
Is on her mind
Good sense she’ll not obey

She fancies a very brief stint,
Following up the odd hint,
That her two missing friends
Might have come to bad ends..
If only she’d read the small print!

 

[montycrusto]

Each time the Dean shuts his eyes,
He sees that dress ride up her thighs..
He drools at the thought,
Knowing she’ll soon be caught,
Stripped and punished, and cut down to size.

 

[twonines]

Now we`re all reading ahead,
Evil thoughts run through our head.
When Barb is there,
Vulnerable and bare,
Her tight little will end up quite red.

 

[twonines]

The bland, yet devious Dean,
Is capable of being quite mean.
Of one thing he`s sure,
That Barbara Moore
Will star in the BDSM scene.

 

[montycrusto]

The Dean grew as hard as a rock,
As he thought of young Barbara’s shock,
To find herself taken,
Chained up and forsaken,
Kept naked and forced to suck cock.

 

[montycrusto]

What he’d give for just one single hour
With a bound, naked Barb in his power!
He’d make the bitch pay
For the cold haughty way
She had acted, all snotty and sour!

 

[twonines]

The Dean is not what he may seem,
He`s part of the terrible scheme.
Barb will be sent on her way,
To be a slave in Pirate Cay,
And fulfil a sadist`s cruel dream.

 

[montycrusto]

She thought him a fool and quite daft,
But the old Dean was neither, and laughed
As he thought of Miss Moore
Kneeling chained on the floor,
With her lips tightly wrapped round his shaft.

 

[twonines]

When she signs up for Pirate Cay,
In her fate, Barb will not have a say.
They will force her suck,
To submit and fuck,
And use her hard every day!

 

[montycrusto]

“Don’t just kneel there!” The Dean would say, “Lick!
Lick my balls and the base of my prick!
Otherwise I don’t care
If you choke without air;
Better learn how to please me, and quick!”

 

[montycrusto]

With her mouth full, she couldn’t complain
As he thrust down her throat yet again.
Nude, kneeling and bound
She made no other sound
Than occasional jingling of chain.

 

[twonines]

Ms. Moore, of course, will complain,
She does it again and again.
So let`s fit the skank
With a wrought iron brank,
And give her a dozen with the cane.

 

[montycrusto]

How sweet is the swish and the crack,
Of the flagrum across a girl’s back,
And her scream as its tips
Catch her tumescent nips,
If the whipper possesses the knack.

 

[montycrusto]

Barbarian queen Gadriella,
Killed many a fine Roman fella.
She now pays the price,
Rome’s revenge is not nice,
At the hands of Lord @Wragg , storyteller.

 

[twonines]

How sweet is the swish and the crack,
Of the flagrum across a girl’s back,
And her scream as its tips
Catch her tumescent nips,
If the whipper possesses the knack.

The flagrum cuts through the air,
Impacts on flesh, tender and bare.
It discharges its wrath,
On the beautiful Goth,
Who hangs naked and helpless there.

 

[twonines]

Some of these Limericks, we`ve seen,
Can be quite cutting and mean.
Barb, we frequently use,
She`s our favourite muse,
And must be the Limerick Queen.

 

[montycrusto]

It must be that tight little wiggle
She does, making all her bits jiggle,
When she’s under the whip,
That makes us all quip,
And write verse with a wink and a giggle.