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Merry Christmas
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I know the phrase "She have a duck in her stove/cooker/hearth(belly)." but no "on her belly".
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Curiously, it seems to be the woman with the saucepan who is enjoying it the most!
There is more behind it! Revenge for the husband who has been fooling around with the red hair cleaning lady?
"Honey! Shall we invite Anita For Christmas? She should not pass the day alone! We can give her an unforgettable Christmas!"
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Christmas is finished ... Time for the New Year !
From our Anjou'manor ...
(also posted in http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/anjoucalvaries.3014/page-61 )
(also posted in http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/anjoucalvaries.3014/page-61 )
The meat is being prepared?!?!?!
Ducans
Governor
Continue next year to give us your interesting messages of all kind
Ducans
Governor
Ducans
Governor
I had it on youtube
L'Bogo tells me the Italian equivalent of our 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song is a 'Novena', just nine days leading up to Christmas,
and he and Gabriella are inviting ideas for a CruXmas Novena - in English of course, I've had a shot one -
Novena di cruXmas
On the nine days of Cruxmas
my true love gave to me
a nine-tailed scourge
an eight-pound hammer
a seven-inch cornu
six whiplashes
five wounds in my flesh
four iron chains
three cruel nails
two planks for my cross
a crown of thorns
and so you crucified me!
l'bogo's not around to check it, so my Italian version's probably full of blunders:
Nei nove giorni di Cruxmas
il mio amore hai dato
un flagello a nove code
un martello da otto chili
un corno da sette pollici
sei colpi di frusta
cinque ferite nella mia carne
quattro catene di ferro
tre chiodi crudeli
due tavoli per la mia croce
una corona di spine
e così mi hai crocifissa!
and he and Gabriella are inviting ideas for a CruXmas Novena - in English of course, I've had a shot one -
Novena di cruXmas
On the nine days of Cruxmas
my true love gave to me
a nine-tailed scourge
an eight-pound hammer
a seven-inch cornu
six whiplashes
five wounds in my flesh
four iron chains
three cruel nails
two planks for my cross
a crown of thorns
and so you crucified me!
l'bogo's not around to check it, so my Italian version's probably full of blunders:
Nei nove giorni di Cruxmas
il mio amore hai dato
un flagello a nove code
un martello da otto chili
un corno da sette pollici
sei colpi di frusta
cinque ferite nella mia carne
quattro catene di ferro
tre chiodi crudeli
due tavoli per la mia croce
una corona di spine
e così mi hai crocifissa!
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Do you mean "chased"? Otherwise I fail to see the point.
Um, darling, I think it's stockings you're suppose to hang up, you know, technically.
willowfall
Senator
Last Christmas morning when I came out of the shower all I was wearing was 3 strategically placed green ribbon bows.
We didn't get to presents for a while.
kisses
willowfall
We didn't get to presents for a while.
kisses
willowfall
Do you mean "chased"? Otherwise I fail to see the point.
Look again ... I believe you missed my little chastity belt.
willowfall
Senator
Look again ... I believe you missed my little chastity belt.
Who's got the key?
kisses
willowfall
I don't think I will miss that.Look again ... I believe you missed my little chastity belt.
We certainly won't be needing it, what with all the "merriment" of the season. 
windar
Teller of Tales
If you ever find yourself locked up, I don't suppose you won't be looking for me to get you outProbably Jollyrei. Certainly not Goldman.
If you ever find yourself locked up, I don't suppose you won't be looking for me to get you out
Locked up? They have nothing on me, save for a couple of traffic violations I already paid the price for!