Merry Christmas

[bobinder]

Originally published in the thread, 'Lord Wragg's Christmas', but new tonight nevertheless.


Happy Christmas Everybody ​

 

[MahaShiva]

It's not long now - so here's a new thread for seasonal greetings, jokes, anything full of goodwill!

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credit Ed Wheeler, visit his 'Classic Santa' site​

This is absolutely a riot! I wonder what Santa brought for these naughty nymphs.

 

[phlebas]

Originally published in the thread, 'Lord Wragg's Christmas', but new tonight nevertheless.

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Happy Christmas Everybody ​

Very nice Bob, giving voice enthusiastically. Christmas carols, no doubt.

I always wondered what Santa did to the girls who had been naughty

 

[Gibbs505]

Evi is santas girl!

 

[pepev]

L'Bogo tells me the Italian equivalent of our 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song is a 'Novena', just nine days leading up to Christmas,
and he and Gabriella are inviting ideas for a CruXmas Novena - in English of course, I've had a shot one -

Novena di cruXmas

On the nine days of Cruxmas
You gave to me
a nine-tailed scourge
an eight-pound hammer
a seven-inch cornu
six whiplashes
five wounds in my flesh
four iron chains
three cruel nails
two planks for my cross
a crown of thorns
and so you crucified me!

l'bogo's not around to check it, so my Italian version's probably full of blunders:

Nei nove giorni di Cruxmas
mi hai dato
un flagello a nove code
un martello da otto chili
un corno da sette pollici
sei colpi di frusta
cinque ferite nella mia carne
quattro catene di ferro
tre chiodi crudeli
due tavoli per la mia croce
una corona di spine
e così mi hai crocifissa!

Un martello da OTTO chili? Eulalia, need an Hercules to manage it, and with two hands...

1 pound = 1 lb = 0,4536 kg ____ then: 8 lb = 3,6288 kg

Very interesting idea.

 

[pepev]

HAPPY
HOLIDAYS

for men



and for girls


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[Eulalia]

Un martello da OTTO chili? Eulalia, need an Hercules to manage it, and with two hands...

1 pound = 1 lb = 0,4536 kg ____ then: 8 lb = 3,6288 kg

Very interesting idea.

I expect a hunky strong man to nail me!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Merry Christmas from the land of the Pulp Hunters​

 

[Eulalia]

I always wondered what Santa did to the girls who had been naughty

He uses advanced management techniques to motivate his helpers in his secret workshop:



(as revealed by February7 on DevArt)

 

[Barbaria1]

He uses advanced management techniques to motivate his helpers in his secret workshop:

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(as revealed by February7 on DevArt)

It’s tough being a Santa elfette.

 

[Eulalia]

It’s tough being a Santa elfette.

A tickly trade!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Passing along the Christmas card I got from my good friend in Glasgow, Dean Robert Hawkins:

His study decorated for the Holidays

Message, hand-written (He is such a class act!)

Warmest Wishes to All, Have a Merry and Safe Christmas!

 

[old slave]

Too busy to sit down for a full turkey dinner at Christmas?

Yorkshire has the answer, turkey dinner to go!

 

[Kathy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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[connoisseurs]

Santa may be a little late this year. I heard he got sidetracked by his reindeer.

Merry Christmas​

 

[messaline]

In his thread ...
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/lord-wraggs-christmas.7188/

... Wragg ended his poem by :

“…When through the window he did spy
With his beady, Wraggy eye,
A woman who did writhe and cry,
Upon her wooden cross!

OH, FATHER CHRISTMAS, YOU ARE GREAT
MY BLESSINGS, THAT, DESPITE THE FROST
YOU LEFT HER TO HER WRAGGY FATE
UPON HER WOODEN CROSS!”

And then, she was tilting her head to him in saying :​

… he understood that he wasn’t such a bad man !


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[Wragg]

In his thread ...
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/lord-wraggs-christmas.7188/

... Wragg ended his poem by :

“…When through the window he did spy
With his beady, Wraggy eye,
A woman who did writhe and cry,
Upon her wooden cross!

OH, FATHER CHRISTMAS, YOU ARE GREAT
MY BLESSINGS, THAT, DESPITE THE FROST
YOU LEFT HER TO HER WRAGGY FATE
UPON HER WOODEN CROSS!”

And then, she was tilting her head to him in saying :​

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… he understood that he wasn’t such a bad man !

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Awww

Messa!

And a Happy Christmas to you too!

 

[Wragg]

Originally published in the thread, 'Lord Wragg's Christmas', but new tonight nevertheless.

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Happy Christmas Everybody ​

And that gave Lord Wragg a Triple Happy Christmas!

Thanks Bob!

 

[Barbaria1]

And that gave Lord Wragg a Triple Happy Christmas!

Thanks Bob!

And a tipple Happy Christmas too

 

[Gibbs505]

Some more Evi part 2