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Merry Christmas
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connoisseurs
Senator
First advent
ARE YOU SUGGESTING I DIDN'T CHECK IT TWICE?How the fuck did I get on someone’s Christmas list?
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
How the fuck did I get on someone’s Christmas list?
Who cares how you got there, Barb! What I want to know is how to get Santa to deliver you to me like that!
Do I have to be really nice all year?
Or very, very naughty?
Who cares how you got there, Barb! What I want to know is how to get Santa to deliver you to me like that!
Do I have to be really nice all year?
Or very, very naughty?
What annoys me is the small print annotation "must be gagged, please". What?
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Which just goes to show why you need to be good and gagged!What annoys me is the small print annotation "must be gagged, please". What?
I found this looking for something else.
It does fit our theme but it is...well...disturbing.
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Well that beats my one here, I love it
He doesn't look like he's suffering in these pics, though his friend may be a little chilly!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Make sure the new one is fine French wood. Actually placing her directly in front of the fire would keep her from getting chilled naked and keep her buns warm.I've asked Father Christmas for a new bookcase for Cruxton Abbey.
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The old one seems to have holes in it.
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Nice living room. And the fireplace bringing warmth for the girl.I've asked Father Christmas for a new bookcase for Cruxton Abbey.
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The old one seems to have holes in it.
I simply can't see how that could have happened.I've asked Father Christmas for a new bookcase for Cruxton Abbey.
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The old one seems to have holes in it.
Damn kids and their pranks I warrant. 
(Here Phlebas, just get rid of this hammer would you? Not entirely sure why I have it, forget my own head next. And Wragg doesn't need to know I spoke to you about it.)
Unless we have a grampus abroad in the Abbey?I simply can't see how that could have happened.
(Here Phlebas, just get rid of this hammer would you? Not entirely sure why I have it, forget my own head next. And Wragg doesn't need to know I spoke to you about it.)
windar
Teller of Tales
I've asked Father Christmas for a new bookcase for Cruxton Abbey.
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The old one seems to have holes in it.
Wragg is such a softie. But at least she's got the wax off her from a couple of weeks ago...
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
My best gift has been to make friends here like you Messa! Joyeux NoëlI hope that everybody will tell us what gifts they have had ...
And all the others
connoisseurs
Senator
If you are still looking for a last minute gift - don´t bother with the usual scarf or another bottle of perfume. Buy something personal...I hope that everybody will tell us what gifts they have had ...
The weekend-party-pack
or nice, shiny accessoires
and a bit of appropriate dainty
And ladies, if you are still looking - how about that?
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
There hardware in #1 and #2 look like wonderful gifts. But first somebody has to give me software like in #2 to complete my joy!