Merry Christmas

[Loxuru]

The weekend-party-pack

Some gift! I already have three corkscrews!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Some gift! I already have three corkscrews!

Methinks you are drinking too much!

 

[Barbaria1]

The weekend-party-pack

or nice, shiny accessoires

Someone please tell me why shiny metal seems to be so popular as a gift item this season?

 

[Barbaria1]

I've asked Father Christmas for a new bookcase for Cruxton Abbey.



The old one seems to have holes in it.

Not my fault. I told you to please use ropes!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

View attachment 656857Someone please tell me why shiny metal seems to be so popular as a gift item this season?

The reflections show off your tight little!

 

[Barbaria1]

The reflections show off your tight little!

Another comment like that and you will be sporting a shiner!

 

[Wragg]

And ladies, if you are still looking - how about that?

Awww, come on!

German beer's not that bad!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Another comment like that and you will be sporting a shiner!

Even a comment about the excellent thermal conductive properties of the stainless steel pipe you're resting your ****** on? Applying a blowtorch to the front could elicit such wonderful reactions from you in only a few moments!

 

[windar]

View attachment 656857Someone please tell me why shiny metal seems to be so popular as a gift item this season?

I prefer rusty metal salvaged from junkyards, Moore. Much cheaper...

 

[bobinder]

Someone please tell me why shiny metal seems to be so popular as a gift item this season?

It's the latest fashion, Barb.
Admittedly, some look better without it...

 

[Naraku]

Something else I found while trawling the Internet. I think it's complete:

More desecration of childhood memories to come.

 

[Barbaria1]

Something else I found while trawling the Internet. I think it's complete:
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More desecration of childhood memories to come.

Roll over, Dr. S!

 

[GoatJr]

 

[Barbaria1]

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Dirty old man ... taking advantage of innocent Holiday spirit like that!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Something else I found while trawling the Internet. I think it's complete:
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More desecration of childhood memories to come.

OK, now how many Crux girls are waiting for a spanking from the Grinch - and more? Visions of more than sugarplums in your head, Barb?

 

[Naraku]

I probably won't be logged back in before the 26th, so here are some final related fines.

A Merry X-mas to all, and to all a good night.

 

[thehangingtree]

I probably won't be logged back in before the 26th, so here are some final related fines.
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A Merry X-mas to all, and to all a good night.

Have a great Christmas!

 

[Gibbs505]

More of Evi

 

[Gibbs505]

Again

 

[Gibbs505]

A few more!