Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Praefectus Praetorio]

My God Girl! Are you fluent in Welsh Too?

When I lived in Buffalo, NY, nude dancing wasn't allowed in NYS. So men would go across the border to Ontario to see the "Canadian National Ballet" as we called it (The full nude strip clubs) Being Canada, some of the girls spoke both English and French. Guys were very impressed with the idea of what "bi-lingual" girls go do for a men! But Eulalia - OMG

I have thought about writing a story about Eulalia and her multi-lingual skills. But, I'm afraid, that with "relief" breaks, I would never finish!

 

[connoisseurs]

It was on buses somewhere in UK quite recently - the sign in the background is in English and Welsh,
so somewhere in Wales - it's the sign for 'no stopping zone ends here', so quite appropriate
But the advert was taken off the buses pretty quickly.

Two german ads on vans
Ad for floor screed. Reads "He has to be smooth and even"
Ad for drain cleaning. Says "Pipe clocked - Nomis (Company name)"

 

[Ted Parry]

I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. He said "you're brave, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I said "the chances of two serial killers being in the same car is astronomical"

 

[Ted Parry]

A little girl got scared when her new babysitter took her out for a Mcdonalds at night but he cut though the cemetery. She grabbed his hand a little tighter and said i'm scared walking through here.
Oh I know sweetie he said but how scared do you think I'll be walking back through here alone...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

A little girl got scared when her new babysitter took her out for a Mcdonalds at night but he cut though the cemetery. She grabbed his hand a little tighter and said i'm scared walking through here.
Oh I know sweetie he said but how scared do you think I'll be walking back through here alone...

Men to girl:
"Into the woods!"
"No, no"
"Into the woods!"
"No, no"
"Into the wood"
"My mommy wouldn't like it!"
"Your mommy LOVED it!"

 

[sympazero2]

AN EXPERIMENTAL VISIT FROM UP THE ROAD:
(All captions are original and copied from the Artwork)




(I wouldn't dream of touching #3)​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[connoisseurs]

It seems this artist knows some of the females here
(I love his/her work)

 

[sympazero2]

ONE OF THE BETTER ONES DOING THE ROUNDS:



With Pineapple, you swine!​

 

[connoisseurs]

Whom could we run down if there were no females?

 

[Loxuru]

It seems this artist knows some of the females here

He/she knows a lot about these women, but little about burglaring : the seven minutes rule : every break-in that cannot be accomplished in seven minutes is too risky to be undertaken!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Whom could we run down if there were no females?

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OMG, I'm in love with #1 too! #4 & 5 is a good lesson for you OFFs!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

He/she knows a lot about these women, but little about burglaring : the seven minutes rule : every break-in that cannot be accomplished in seven minutes is too risky to be undertaken!

But you got to weigh the pros and cons. And there are some pretty weighty pros there!

 

[connoisseurs]

He/she knows a lot about these women, but little about burglaring : the seven minutes rule : every break-in that cannot be accomplished in seven minutes is too risky to be undertaken!

He sets other priorities than loot

 

[ShadowWolf]

Whom could we run down if there were no females?

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I agree with #2 because sometimes you have to ask for service or do it yourself because your partner does not know how to perform the service you need

 

[Eulalia]

I agree with #2 because sometimes you have to ask for service or do it yourself because your partner does not know how to perform the service you need

or it's not available 24 hours a day?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

or it's not available 24 hours a day?

And why not, might I ask!

 

[Naraku]

Whom could we run down if there were no females?

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I've been having to rely on self service for quite a while now.

Which is why I'm so grateful for this site.

 

[Loxuru]

I've been having to rely on self service for quite a while now.

The mammoth's extinction finally explained?

 

[Jollyrei]

Guys were very impressed with the idea of what "bi-lingual" girls go do for a men!

Interesting idea of "exotic". They do the same things as in English; you just don't understand it.

 

[ShadowWolf]

Interesting idea of "exotic". They do the same things as in English; you just don't understand it.

That is why it is such a good idea to continue learning another language after high school. You can widen the field of possible ladies you encounter and play with