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Now This Just Isn't Funny

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nice little story on BBC Radio today -​
the police visited an infants school to talk to the kiddies,​
showed them their uniforms and equipment.​
When they showed them some handcuffs,​
a kid piped up, "My mummy's got some like that,​
but hers are pink and fluffy!"​
 
No information needed !!!
 

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Bilingual roadsigns in Wales produce frequent howlers (for Welsh speakers) -​
the most hilarious was the first one -​
somehow 'cyclists' got mistaken for 'cystitis',​
so it says 'bladder disease recurring' :D
The second one shows why it happens -​
the Welsh text says​
'I'm not in my office today. Forward any work for translation'​
;)

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Bilingual roadsigns in Wales produce frequent howlers (for Welsh speakers) -​
the most hilarious was the first one -​
somehow 'cyclists' got mistaken for 'cystitis',​
so it says 'bladder disease recurring' :D
The second one shows why it happens -​
the Welsh text says​
'I'm not in my office today. Forward any work for translation'​
;)


Many road signs in Sheffield confuse me.

CAUTION
BLIND PEOPLE
Why?..what have they done?

Outside a primary school

CHILDREN
DRIVE CAREFULLY
Don't care how careful they drive they should not be on the road!!
 
Many road signs in Sheffield confuse me.

CAUTION
BLIND PEOPLE
Why?..what have they done?

Outside a primary school

CHILDREN
DRIVE CAREFULLY
Don't care how careful they drive they should not be on the road!!
Aye, there are lots of scary things about in Yorkshire!​

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some from me
 

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no. 24 can be titled 'bumper to bumper'​
(this side of the Atlantic, at least)​
 
... and I don't know if SHE knows kinksters like us... ;)
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