Now This Just Isn't Funny

[phlebas]

Well, a roundabout like this will probably totally confuse anyone who doesn't use it on a daily basis. But otherwise roundabouts work well if everyone follows the rules.
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I think that British one is the Magic Roundabout at Swindon, but why do they need all the lane markers and arrows? They seem to do ok without them at the Arc de Triomphe with its 12 entry/exit points. I love watching the traffic navigate this anytime I'm in Paris.

 

[Loxuru]

I think that British one is the Magic Roundabout at Swindon, but why do they need all the lane markers and arrows? They seem to do ok without them at the Arc de Triomphe with its 12 entry/exit points. I love watching the traffic navigate this anytime I'm in Paris.

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Trafic coming from right has priority ('prioritée à droite'), and since one always comes from the right of someone else at the Arc de Triomphe....things become simultaneously simple and complicated
(the same for the Place de la Concorde).

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Trafic coming from right has priority ('prioritée à droite'), and since one always comes from the right of someone else at the Arc de Triomphe....things become simultaneously simple and complicated
(the same for the Place de la Concorde).

In Germany, everyone who is in the roundabout has the right of way. Everyone who drives in has to wait. When driving in, you are not allowed to signal, when driving out you have to signal to the right. That's the problem, because at least every third driver hasn't figured out how to blink.

 

[Darkprincess69]

That's the problem, because at least every third driver hasn't figured out how to blink.

Those will be the ones driving BMWs, right ?

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Those will be the ones driving BMWs, right ?

Yes, the cars in which the right of way is already installed in the factory.
And this sign is special for the drivers of such cars.

 

[twonines]

Those will be the ones driving BMWs, right ?

I bet you remember the old joke about the Ford XR3i. "What`s the difference between anXR3i and a porcupine? On a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside."

 

[Darkprincess69]

I bet you remember the old joke about the Ford XR3i. "What`s the difference between anXR3i and a porcupine? On a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside."

Yeah I remember that one - after all, it was only about... 40 years ago

 

[RacingRodent]

Yeah I remember that one - after all, it was only about... 40 years ago

I can relate to this dawning realisation.

 

[Naraku]

I was Googling traffic memes and found my state has its own group. I wasn't surprised, mind you.
I've driven on these roads and these are totally accurate.

In fairness, he's right, he wasn't drinking and driving.

 

[Barbaria1]

I was Googling traffic memes and found my state has its own group. I wasn't surprised, mind you.
I've driven on these roads and these are totally accurate.
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In fairness, he's right, he wasn't drinking and driving.
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I was driving the Florida interstate that follows the gulf coast once (can’t remember what it’s number is) and encountered a traffic backup that extended for miles and took me more than an hour to reach what was causing it. I figured it was an accident, but what surprised me was that the accident was completely on the other side of the divide. My side was clear. The reason for the backup on my side was gawking!

Florida drivers!!!!!!

 

[Naraku]

I was driving the Florida interstate that follows the gulf coast once (can’t remember what it’s number is) and encountered a traffic backup that extended for miles and took me more than an hour to reach what was causing it. I figured it was an accident, but what surprised me was that the accident was completely on the other side of the divide. My side was clear. The reason for the backup on my side was gawking!

Florida drivers!!!!!!

I-75. Runs from Miami to the Sault Ste Marie Bridge in the UP.

We call that "sight seer slowdowns".

 

[MSTGMA]

I've seen numerous posts to the effect that Florida is located on top of some eldritch hellmouth, and the evidence seems to support it.

 

[captivecuties]

I've seen numerous posts to the effect that Florida is located on top of some eldritch hellmouth, and the evidence seems to support it.

Yes but only in August. Meanwhile the invasive Pythons introduced are killing off so many natural predators that the rat population is increasing at alarming rates.

 

[captivecuties]

I was driving the Florida interstate that follows the gulf coast once (can’t remember what it’s number is) and encountered a traffic backup that extended for miles and took me more than an hour to reach what was causing it. I figured it was an accident, but what surprised me was that the accident was completely on the other side of the divide. My side was clear. The reason for the backup on my side was gawking!

Florida drivers!!!!!!

Another reason why I do not attend Fetishcon

 

[captivecuties]

I was driving the Florida interstate that follows the gulf coast once (can’t remember what it’s number is) and encountered a traffic backup that extended for miles and took me more than an hour to reach what was causing it. I figured it was an accident, but what surprised me was that the accident was completely on the other side of the divide. My side was clear. The reason for the backup on my side was gawking!

Florida drivers!!!!!!

Meanwhile, the the greater New York area of the States…

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Guys this is the quickest way to become a pirate with a beautiful eye patch.

 

[Rias]

Guys this is the quickest way to become a pirate with a beautiful eye patch.
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U will be not need disguise on Halloween when will be hold rifle like that squirrel:

 

[Loxuru]

Guys this is the quickest way to become a pirate with a beautiful eye patch.
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If she likes to shoot, there are less dangerous hobbies!

 

[phlebas]

Unfortunate typo in the advertising, one for @Jollyrei


Roman history joke


Paleo joke

 

[Loxuru]

Unfortunate typo in the advertising, one for @Jollyrei

From the viewpoint of @Jollyrei , there are TWO typos in that advertising!