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At the Christmas Season, it seems appropriate to ask some deep theological questions about the identity of Jesus:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
 
Praefectus Praetorio said:
At the Christmas Season, it seems appropriate to ask some deep theological questions about the identity of Jesus:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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but me heard last time in discovery channel when they check blood was not jew was druze :oops: :cat:
 
Genericman said:
Here are some miscellaneous pics, including some of the very cutest loincloths.

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Apparently this is from the Kanamara Matsuri festival in Kawasaki, although I understand they now usually do this with kimono style tunics on.
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"Also known as the ‘Festival of the Steel Phallus’. As the name suggests this event is all about the penis. Centred around the local penis worshipping shrine, Kanayama shrine in Kawasaki, a city located between Tokyo and Yokohama, its story is as interesting as the event itself. History says that a long time ago a sharp-toothed demon lived inside the vagina of a young woman whom the demon fell in love with. The demon, jealous of the woman’s lovers, bit off the penises of the woman’s romantic interests. In order to fix her issue, the young woman sought the assistance of a local blacksmith who created an iron phallus to trick the demon and break his teeth. Over time the shrine also because popular with sex workers who visited to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases. Now a major tourist attraction, the festival was founded in 1969 and raises money for HIV research."

So there you have it boys and girls - it's about steel penises and vaginas with teeth, but it's all in a good cause. :D
 
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Jollyrei said:
Apparently this is from the Kanamara Matsuri festival in Kawasaki, although I understand they now usually do this with kimono style tunics on.
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"Also known as the ‘Festival of the Steel Phallus’. As the name suggests this event is all about the penis. Centred around the local penis worshipping shrine, Kanayama shrine in Kawasaki, a city located between Tokyo and Yokohama, its story is as interesting as the event itself. History says that a long time ago a sharp-toothed demon lived inside the vagina of a young woman whom the demon fell in love with. The demon, jealous of the woman’s lovers, bit off the penises of the woman’s romantic interests. In order to fix her issue, the young woman sought the assistance of a local blacksmith who created an iron phallus to trick the demon and break his teeth. Over time the shrine also because popular with sex workers who visited to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases. Now a major tourist attraction, the festival was founded in 1969 and raises money for HIV research."

So there you have it boys and girls - it's about steel penises and vaginas with teeth, but it's all in a good cause. :D
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Another proof for the different ways cultures handle things. In Europe a woman needed to say she is hysteric to get a dildo. In Japan she had to be obsessed with a demon.
Now that I have written it, I don´t see that much of a difference.
 
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