Random picture thread. (Real photos rather than AI please)

[messaline]

Here are the kitchen photos you wanted.
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" Coquines" !!!

 

[Loxuru]

"Tactical musings, Hans?"
"No, Fritz, just a silly thought!"
"About what, Hans?"
"Fritz! Have you ever wondered how much naked girls we could stow in our Mercedes truck?"
"No, Hans, and that's a silly thought indeed!"
"But, Fritz, once we will have won this war, I will try it out!"
"For what purpose, Hans!?"
"No, purpose, Fritz, its just that the expectation to do it once, keeps me fighting!"

 

[Eulalia]

"So big boy, how many girls can you screw in a VW?"

I suppose in the VW Beetle, the drive-shaft had to be inserted from the rear?

 

[wulf]

Work on this body with blacksmith' pliers !!!

Gladly, but she'll need to clear her schedule for 24 hours. Doing a thorough job with her will take a while.

 

[wulf]

another strange monument:
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I'm guessing that this artist was off his (or her) meds when creating this piece.

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[Kiduttaja]

here 28 girls in a Mini... guinness record:

 

[Kiduttaja]

and the Glendale Cheersleader holding the record with a Smart:

 

[Loxuru]

"Oh, Tree, I forgot to say, I lost one of the screws when I changed the wheel of your racing car!"

A parasol, or a breaking chute?

 

[Barbaria1]

What do you mean by “my shoes don’t match the car finish?” They’re blue aren’t they?

Come on, give a girl a break! What else do I have to do to get a lift home?

What? No way? Forget it! I don’t swallow!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

and the Glendale Cheersleader holding the record with a Smart:
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That must have been a difficult task, cramming all the girls into that car.
The worst thing I ever did was over 40 years ago. Everyone had been drinking, except me. So eight of us drove to the next party in a Skoda S100. Just as little space as in a VW Beetle. Both front seats pushed all the way forward. 5 people in the back seat, two in the passenger seat and me at the wheel. I could hardly steer and had difficulty reaching the brake, clutch and gas with my feet. Luckily nothing happened back then.

 

[Loxuru]

here 28 girls in a Mini... guinness record:
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and the Glendale Cheersleader holding the record with a Smart:
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How did these records count? The girls were not nude!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

How did these records count? The girls were not nude!

You're right, once the clothes come off you might be able to fit an extra girl in the car.

 

[kendelo]

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#1 is called "Rapidly progressing to the scene of the crash."

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[Mikerytel]

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The special army outfit of misfit women known as the bare six

 

[Kiduttaja]

a deadly flower:

 

[Kiduttaja]

and a cockcloud (the plane's contrail adds a special meaning...)

 

[Hugin&Munin]

a deadly flower:

Rose variety bred by @Jollyrei?

 

[Loxuru]

The Chilean army, I bet!?

And the Arkansas Special Forces.